My Friend is way cooler than me.

[SonofaJohannes]

Oh please, friends? I'm way too cool to have friends.

But in all seriousness, no, I don't have any friends that are cooler than me. Of course, they might not agree, but that's their opinions, not mine.

 

[intheweeds]

I have no friend that is cooler than me; we are all good at different things. Its a bit pathetic if you want to emulate someone you are not, to me. I strive to be as close to myself as possible.

That being said, I envy my friends way with woman. His confidence and his ego are massive, but he doesn't let the latter cloud him. Quite an interesting human.

No one said emulation! Agreed completely.

Acknowledgment =! Emulation

 

[exessmirror]

I'm sorry. I am just clearly superior to my friends in every conceivable way.

Also, I'm fucking hard to impress.

what he says also goes for me

 

[The Apothecarry]

I'm going to play the Douchebag Card and say that I'm way cooler than my friends because of the geeky stuff I own.

-Autographed Halo 3: Limited Edition and PAX 2010 Halo: Reach poster
-Full Metal Airsoft replica of Revy's Beretta M92 Sword Cutlass
-Autographed Red vs Blue t-shirts and DVDs

And I'm the only person in my circle of friends that has fired an actual gun. 12-Gauges hurt like a ************.

Can't say I top Captain Mallorie Reynolds, though.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I dont really have any "cool" friends. Most of them are a tad weird but in a good way. Makes hanging out with them just a tad more fun.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Coolest friend?
Probably a guy named Lars. He is a shorter, skinnier, crazier version of me, with a sweet haircut and sweet glasses, and just an awesome personality in general.

 

[ultimateownage]

I have no friends, and they're all cooler than me.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Hmm...I have some cool friends but I'm quite the bar to hold them at. I am -really- cool.

 

[similar.squirrel]

My best friend is annoyingly good-looking, built like a brick-outhouse and has currently finished in his first year of college. He left for New York this morning to visit his glamorous girlfriend.

I'm an average-looking, awkward and skinny college dropout [albeit one who is going back to college next semester] who was dumped 3 months ago by the woman of his dreams.

So..yeah.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Sure, that is if I had friends. But the people I know are indeed cooler and generally better in pretty much all ways. I just kinda suck like that.

Well, I'm fairly sure none of them can outdo me in self-loathing or wangst.

 

[Sephychu]

There's no straight vector to be cooler than someone else. It's all down to where you draw your worth in your self and in other people.

I, however, am objectively completely fucking great.

 

[The Funslinger]

Though, I do know one guy who's broken into the music industry by sleeping his way up via various important ladies. Just...damn...I hate that guy...but I can't even hate him because he's a nice guy

Excuse me, I have a screenplay to pitch!

OT: I did have a friend I've grown up with who was cooler than me, but I suspect I'm overtaking him now. There's another friend I've had for ages who's far cooler than me. I make myself feel better by putting it down to the fact he's several years older than me. Other than that, I'm probably the coolest of my immediate group of friends being the only one who can talk to girls without avoiding eye contact or making cynical remarks purposely chosen to go over their heads. In retrospect, that makes my friends sound like dicks, but they're nice guys really.

Oh yes, inb4 "I don't give a shit about cool, just to be different which makes me cool" post.

I'm going to play the Douchebag Card and say that I'm way cooler than my friends because of the geeky stuff I own.

-Autographed Halo 3: Limited Edition and PAX 2010 Halo: Reach poster
-Full Metal Airsoft replica of Revy's Beretta M92 Sword Cutlass
-Autographed Red vs Blue t-shirts and DVDs

And I'm the only person in my circle of friends that has fired an actual gun. 12-Gauges hurt like a ************.

Can't say I top Captain Mallorie Reynolds, though.

I see. Yes, I'm the only one here who's fired an actual gun. And probably one of the few generally in the entire social circle who has anything more than an air rifle. I also have Jeremy Bulloch's autograph (Bobba Fett) and a handmade military issue kukri. (issued to Gurkha soldiers and kept for their entire career.)

 

[Baldry]

I find that hard to believe, I mean i'm really fucking awesome. Sure some friends are better of than me in some cases but I am damn ass awesome.

 

[FTH225]

"Coolness" is completely relative, as long as you can make me laugh and your not a total asshat your cool by my book

 

[Latinidiot]

We don't really have a coolness factor, but maybe I don't notice it, because I rank pretty high on the social ladder.

 

[nondescript]

I'm seeing variation on "We're all cool" and "I'm the coolest, always." Are there seriously none that took the limelight for a time?

How bout my friend, then:
Airborne ranger
Could ID a gun (by sight or shot) since he was 16
Been to Middle East and back
Teaches martial arts to kids (not for money, just for kicks)
Collects cultural weapons (scottish broadsword, katana, etc)
Paints tabletop miniatures

 

[Hoopybees]

Haha, me and my best friend have always said that about each other. The grass is always greener on the other side, dude.