My Girlfriend Left Me

[Gardenclaw]

In a word there is one thing for these situations..... WHHHHIIISSSKKEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY.

 

[T5seconds]

Why do you use ellipsis like your Ohhhh I don't know....Acting?

Not kidding when people are really torn up about it they say

so she left me and *sob sob sob* bla bla bla BLABLA bla bal

You seem to have yourself well rounded and you are taking the time to spel- Oh well...

What can I say? Hear AC/DC watch some manly movies that you love *Consider movies about killing Nazis those always work the best* drink lots of beer and forget... That?s always the best cure... It helped me buddy...

And if you think I?m kidding... I will slit your throat...

I?m not joking one damn bit... Not even about the Nazi part...

 

[historybuff]

Being mopey and clingy is way not cool.

Look, it sucks, but it happens. Do something better for yourself and work it out.

 

[NotAPie]

Just try your best to forget about her.
Depression wears off or atleast it did for me.

 

[Mr.logic]

Maybe she didn't mean what she said and you flipped out on her? Sometimes when people are mad they say shit that isn't true. Talk to her, tell her you didn't mean it... because obviously you didn't. Maybe she feels the same.

or

She meant every word, if she doesn't try and reconcile with you soon then that's probably the case. If so, move on... you'll get over it, trust me.

... Should I wait it out and see if she tells me she didn't mean it?

give it a while, but this will not define your whole life, maybe give her a call and apologize,(im assuming your atheist)

 

[thevillageidiot13]

Maybe she didn't mean what she said and you flipped out on her? Sometimes when people are mad they say shit that isn't true. Talk to her, tell her you didn't mean it... because obviously you didn't. Maybe she feels the same.

or

She meant every word, if she doesn't try and reconcile with you soon then that's probably the case. If so, move on... you'll get over it, trust me.

... Should I wait it out and see if she tells me she didn't mean it?

give it a while, but this will not define your whole life, maybe give her a call and apologize,(im assuming your atheist)

why would my religion matter?

 

[AgentChunk]

Well I can only offer these words from an inspiring man.

"WHAAAA WHAAAAA HAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE!"

I know it isn't much but these touching words have helped me through some hard times.

 

[Mr.logic]

Maybe she didn't mean what she said and you flipped out on her? Sometimes when people are mad they say shit that isn't true. Talk to her, tell her you didn't mean it... because obviously you didn't. Maybe she feels the same.

or

She meant every word, if she doesn't try and reconcile with you soon then that's probably the case. If so, move on... you'll get over it, trust me.

... Should I wait it out and see if she tells me she didn't mean it?

give it a while, but this will not define your whole life, maybe give her a call and apologize,(im assuming your atheist)

why would my religion matter?

it would matter but i cannot make you understand why, but still call her and apologize if thats what you feel like doing but also if she has decided its over you can't really change that.

 

[josetaco]

Sneak into her house, put up neon pink, blue, green, etc lights in her house, and some strobe lights, and play the song "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. on a loop. And do some HxC dancing while you do all that.

are u trying to get him arrested!
Dude im sorry, but its better if you just keep moving forward and stop looking back

 

[ti11man21]

Maybe she didn't mean what she said and you flipped out on her? Sometimes when people are mad they say shit that isn't true. Talk to her, tell her you didn't mean it... because obviously you didn't. Maybe she feels the same.

or

She meant every word, if she doesn't try and reconcile with you soon then that's probably the case. If so, move on... you'll get over it, trust me.

... Should I wait it out and see if she tells me she didn't mean it?

give it a while, but this will not define your whole life, maybe give her a call and apologize,(im assuming your atheist)

How does religion pertain to any of this?

 

[xDarc]

She was cheating on you. Asking someone where they are going is not controlling. It's great at making lying, cheating bitches feel guilty and lash out at you though.

Let it go.

P.S.

When this other guy is done with her she will probably come crawling back but keep your pimp hand strong.

 

[Berethond]

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<spoiler=This might help>http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/dysfunction.jpg
Then again, probably not.
Of course, you know, life sucks, and this is not the place to complain about how stupid you were and about how you wish your life didn't suck and that people just loved you even though you're a controlling, manipulative leech. You didn't ask to be that way, it's just the way you are!

TL;DR
Not my problem.

 

[Lokanth]

http://www.spike.com/video/say-anything/2679433

Watch this movie. You'll know what to do.

 

[Mr.logic]

im not going to get you to understand. i already told you this i was going to talk to you about religion, but you would tune me out.