My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period

[Urgh76]

Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD

The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.

I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?

By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?

 

[Talal Provides]

Does she do stand-up or something?

 

[jovack22]

Maybe you should pay attention and humour her. After all, girls are very horny during their periods. Just sayin'...

 

[El Poncho]

Say, yeah I hate it when I bleed out my anus...Then swiftly change the topic.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Talk about your masturbation habits.

...On second thought, don't.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Just say "even though your on one your sister isn't"

 

[Unusually_Witty_Name]

Don't be afraid to launch into a very gory story about the first time you tried using a tampon.

Perhaps she'll get the point.

 

[Daveman]

Just start talking about your itchy ballsack, the hair that's growing in your arsecrack and that photo of her on facebook that you jerked off to.

Or, just visibly adjust your balls thoroughly and then attempt to stroke her face.

 

[Urgh76]

Say 'Yeah, I hate getting them too' and see how she reacts.

1. Strange look
2. ??? 3. PROFIT

2. crazy laughter with hyperventilated gasps

3. other friend poking her in the side to get her to calm down, which just makes her jump and let out this weird suprised noise

4. her head meets the desk.

5. "go away" XD

Strange thing is, that is EXACTLY what would happen.....

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

i dunno, dude, but my initial thought here is this: it's life. if you plan on being around women, get used to it. it's something completely natural, and you're gonna go through this every month, unless she gets pregnant and until menopause. take it like a man, not a grossed-out little boy. plus, if she's doing it just 'cause it makes you cringe, if you show that you no longer flinch at the topic, she'll probably stop.

 

[Nimcha]

Does she do stand-up or something?

Wow, I laughed emberrassingly hard at this. Well done, sir.

Ontopic, doesn't she have any (female) friends to discuss that with?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Maybe you should pay attention and humour her. After all, girls are very horny during their periods. Just sayin'...

Unfortunately for them the subject matter grosses out most guys so much they would never indulge their partner's need for sex during that particular time.

On-topic: just tell her, frankly and honestly, that talk of periods is one of the most disturbing things any man can ever hear and it freaks you out more than hearing discussions about your parent's sex life.

 

[Abengoshis]

Well, if blood came out of your cock, you wouldn't be very quite about it to your girlfriend, would you?

Mebbe 'cos that's not NORMAL. Normal is luminous, green ooze dripping from your nipples.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Even if you don't have them, talk about your hemorrhoids. How they bleed and itch, how pooping hurts, how they mess your shorts...and when she says,"Ew, I don't want to hear that!" You say,"Exactly."

You know, I'm not sure how good of an option that is, but it is an excellent analogy. Hemorrhoids suck, big time.

 

[lostzombies.com]

Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD

The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.

I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?

Talk about your turds, eg I always find a good one is:

*after coming back from the toilet*

"That one was fucking insane, like the opening scene from saving private ryan."


etc etc

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Well, if blood came out of your cock, you wouldn't be very quite about it to your girlfriend, would you?

Yeah, but if that happens. It tends to mean he's gone to die, not being in pain once a month.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Even if you don't have them, talk about your hemorrhoids. How they bleed and itch, how pooping hurts, how they mess your shorts...and when she says,"Ew, I don't want to hear that!" You say,"Exactly."

Funniest thing I've read in weeks. I think you're making my hemorrhoids acting up.