My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period

[iLikeHippos]

***** be crazy. I say you should do something WACK in return say, any of the examples above.
Or possibly everyone...

 

[lostzombies.com]

Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD

The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.

I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?

Talk about your turds, eg I always find a good one is:

*after coming back from the toilet*

"That one was fucking insane, like the opening scene from saving private ryan."


etc etc

I cracked up reading 'Saving Private Ryan.' A shit like the Omaha Beach-Head? Oh no! The media will rip you apart for that remark about comparing dead soldiers to your shit!

So yeah, talk about the crap you have. You know, on the phone describe how it's like!

lol it's interchangable with

'the execution scene from braveheart'

 

[MercurySteam]

SNIP

Why not go shout it to everyone in your house too?

 

[Talal Provides]

SNIP

Why not go shout it to everyone in your house too?

I blogged about it and put it in my zine.

 

[Abbyrose07]

Usually if you're a girl talking about your period really isn't something that should be talked about in mixed company...unless you're in sex ed...lol.

 

[SkyeNeko]

i dunno how to stop her from talking about it besides what has already been mentioned...

and i really dont think its as bad as shes making it sound. for me the worst part about a period is being on the rag =_=

 

[MercurySteam]

SNIP

Why not go shout it to everyone in your house too?

I blogged about it and put it in my zine.

Post it as an event on Facebook. That'll get everyone's attention.

 

[darkman80723]

See, its things like this that make me so very very happy to be gay. but IF a woman were to start in on this topic there is always the age old "STFU" line to use
*ahem*
...'SO!...I was balls deep in this guy's anus jackhammering and he was like "baby luv how about a reach-around" and I was like "DUDE!!!!!...Thats GAY!!!!!"...'

If that doesnt work then there is always earplugs and/or duct tape

 

[Talal Provides]

SNIP

Why not go shout it to everyone in your house too?

I blogged about it and put it in my zine.

Post it as an event on Facebook. That'll get everyone's attention.

I've hired skywriters to deliver the message above 13 major US cities. Guess which ones!

 

[Frungy]

1. Get a good medical textbook on human sex and sexuality.
2. Read it from cover to cover.
3. ... even the chapter on STDs... with pictures...

After that a little discussion about her period will seem like a walk in the park.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Well did you have to share it with us too?

When girls start talking about their periods my brain forces me into a temporary coma until they've stopped.

Lucky bastard. I just end up gagging and shouting over them to stop.

OT: Just leave when she starts talking about them, carry ear plugs with you to block her out too. She'll get the message if you start to just ignore her talking about them.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

My bird keeps trying to talk me into levelling her while shes on. Fucking rough. Just tell her to cut that shit out.

 

[Callate]

And now, a brief word from David Foley of "The Kids in the Hall".

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[drisky]

Just act like this and she'll stop
She'll also break up you.

 

[Magnus Darkly]

What a coincidence, I can't stop talking about my girlfriends periods

 

[Xcelsior]

I have a friend who insists on telling me this every she has hers, I tell her that its information I don't need to hear yet she continues. She says its natural and blah blah blah I still respond with don't care, I really don't want to know that.

 

[Actual]

I'm thinking you're just going to need to get over it.

Being with a woman means you're going to be hearing about it occasionally, and even dealing with it. That little bin they keep by the toilet, they're going to expect you to empty it when you take out the garbage. Her towels/tampons are going to be a part of your grocery shop. And on the rare occasions she mis-times it, you're going to be expected to do your share of sticking the bloody bed-sheets in the washing machine. Best to just get inured to it early.

On the plus side, if it really doesn't bother you, some women get very randy when they're on the rag. Convince her not to be shy about it and you'll have some of the easiest access to sex.