My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period
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Oh... I just saw what I did thereCaliostro said:...Hypocrite much?Urgh76 said:Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.
I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, [...] By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?
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When she starts up with her period talk, simply give her a phone and say,"Here, call someone who gives a fuck."
When she starts up with her period talk, simply give her a phone and say,"Here, call someone who gives a fuck."
Start talking about your balls at every occasion.
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My best guess as to why she keeps talking about a topic that obviously makes you uncomfortable is to get a reaction out of you (AKA trolling). Stop reacting, she probably get bored and stop teasing you so much.
However, you have to understand that even if decides she will no longer torment you with this subject, that doesn't mean she's going to stop talking about her period entirely. She isn't unique in this, most women I know, myself included, will talk about it from time to time, especially if we are having a particularly painful period.
Let me put in in perspective for you. You know the painful cramps (charley horse) that come as a result of getting dehydrated after playing sports? Take that pain, multiply it by 10, and endure it for about a week while have to go about your daily routine. Yeah. You'd complain too if it were you.
If you intend to continue dating this girl (or any other girl for that matter), I suggest you suck it up and get used to it. If nothing else, be thankful you only have to hear about it, not actually live it yourself.
Besides, I'm sure you've had conversations with her that she didn't find particularly tasteful. Don't lie.
However, you have to understand that even if decides she will no longer torment you with this subject, that doesn't mean she's going to stop talking about her period entirely. She isn't unique in this, most women I know, myself included, will talk about it from time to time, especially if we are having a particularly painful period.
Let me put in in perspective for you. You know the painful cramps (charley horse) that come as a result of getting dehydrated after playing sports? Take that pain, multiply it by 10, and endure it for about a week while have to go about your daily routine. Yeah. You'd complain too if it were you.
If you intend to continue dating this girl (or any other girl for that matter), I suggest you suck it up and get used to it. If nothing else, be thankful you only have to hear about it, not actually live it yourself.
Besides, I'm sure you've had conversations with her that she didn't find particularly tasteful. Don't lie.
In the gentlest way possible, tell her that her bleeding va-jay-jay is none of your concern.
I don't even DATE women and even I know how fucking annoying it is to have someone who only EVER wants to talk about their bleeding cooch. It's like a thing I saw on GraphJam:
Women bitching over their periods is just boring. and irritating. and gross. no man wants to hear about the most disgusting thing to ever happen to what is probably his favourite part of his girlfriend.
and frankly, women should be able to, ya know, shut up about it. I understand that it hurts and is generally horrible and uncomfortable. but what they hope to achieve by informing everyone they have contact with at that time of the pain and uncomfortableness? fuck, beats the shit outta me.
I do recommend fighting fire with fire. just start talking at random about the grosser dick-related things you can think of. soon she shall learn the error of her ways and never want to share information about personal bodily functions with you ever again.
I don't even DATE women and even I know how fucking annoying it is to have someone who only EVER wants to talk about their bleeding cooch. It's like a thing I saw on GraphJam:
Women bitching over their periods is just boring. and irritating. and gross. no man wants to hear about the most disgusting thing to ever happen to what is probably his favourite part of his girlfriend.
and frankly, women should be able to, ya know, shut up about it. I understand that it hurts and is generally horrible and uncomfortable. but what they hope to achieve by informing everyone they have contact with at that time of the pain and uncomfortableness? fuck, beats the shit outta me.
I do recommend fighting fire with fire. just start talking at random about the grosser dick-related things you can think of. soon she shall learn the error of her ways and never want to share information about personal bodily functions with you ever again.
Well you could try and counter it with talking about something equally gross that involved the male genetalia, OR next time she brings up the subject loudly make a noise to the effect of "GGAAAHHHHH" and if that don't work then you are beyond hope.
just be straight forward and tell her to shut up. Seriously, i hate it when they talk about, guys NEVER want to talk about it, when our balls start bleeding then we'll talk about it.
The solution is to TAKE AN INTEREST.
Start a Period Diary, ask her questions on flow, discomfort levels, feminine hygiene products used, get time estimates. Take notes. Discuss various pain management solutions with her. Take reference photos.
Then enter all the information from the Period Diary into a easily referenced Period Database.
Edit: For those wondering, yes this also works on other subjects people just won't shut the fuck up about.
Start a Period Diary, ask her questions on flow, discomfort levels, feminine hygiene products used, get time estimates. Take notes. Discuss various pain management solutions with her. Take reference photos.
Then enter all the information from the Period Diary into a easily referenced Period Database.
Edit: For those wondering, yes this also works on other subjects people just won't shut the fuck up about.
as a female i find this DISGUSTING.
i'm a super open person.. ask me nearly question and i will give you a straight and honest answer.. but anthing that involves me and the bathroom is NO ONES business. yuck.
my advice is bring up something equally unpleasant when she starts going on about her period..
get a buddy of yours and start a conversation about a disgusting poop you had to take.. that should make her feel equally revolted.
or strike up a conversation about nocturnal emissions, that should make her feel equally uncomfortable.
i'm a super open person.. ask me nearly question and i will give you a straight and honest answer.. but anthing that involves me and the bathroom is NO ONES business. yuck.
my advice is bring up something equally unpleasant when she starts going on about her period..
get a buddy of yours and start a conversation about a disgusting poop you had to take.. that should make her feel equally revolted.
or strike up a conversation about nocturnal emissions, that should make her feel equally uncomfortable.
It's true, you know. And nothing a wash-cloth afterwards won't clean up. First day is usually a little too crampy, but after that - mmmm....jovack22 said:
ZING! I salute you; that was witty. Really, it is kind of obnoxious how that is all any female comedian ever talks about.Talal Provides said:
Also, I liked Swollen Goat's hemmoroid idea. Fight fire with fire, gross her out enough that she'll cut it out.
Maybe her cramps are really bad, and she's expecting that because you're her loving, caring boyfriend, you'll listen to what she has to say.
Or she's being a *****. I don't talk about periods around guys unless they ask. To me, it sounds like she doesn't respect you that much. So, talk to her about that.
She probably thinks she's going along with that top option, though. If you start talking about your own shit, she'll probably dump you instantly. (Judging by the kind of girl who would talk about her period to her boyfriend.)
Do be kind of sensitive, though. Periods do suck, and the hormone changes in the body can freak out people's emotions. It might just be that she's acting dumb because she's on her period and therefore has no clue what's going on emotionally.
Or she's being a *****. I don't talk about periods around guys unless they ask. To me, it sounds like she doesn't respect you that much. So, talk to her about that.
She probably thinks she's going along with that top option, though. If you start talking about your own shit, she'll probably dump you instantly. (Judging by the kind of girl who would talk about her period to her boyfriend.)
Do be kind of sensitive, though. Periods do suck, and the hormone changes in the body can freak out people's emotions. It might just be that she's acting dumb because she's on her period and therefore has no clue what's going on emotionally.
Well, you could always make her feel uncomfortable right back. Then afterwards, share a laugh about it all.