My god...What is the Red button?!

[Verzin]

EDIT: WARNING~!! The Red button has spread across the forums like Ebola, and it is just as deadly. DO NOT CLICK IT. I warn thee!! heed my warning and flee!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read
everything is ENDING! it's the end of the escapist forums as I know them. Justin Beiber has taken over dozens of avatars and every post is skewed and incorrect..

my god... I clicked the red button too...What have we done!!?? what have we done... Have I angered you somehow, great internet gods? Please!! Have mercy!

 

[Erana]

Oh, that's just Kross.

 

[Doclector]

What have you done? It will spread now!

 

[Scrustle]

That's what you get for accepting offers of free candy. Thankfully threads like these make sure I've never made the same mistake. Take solace in the knowledge that you are educating new users about the evils of the red button.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

I clicked the red button once. I've never felt the same since :S

 

[Broady Brio]

I pressed a button once. I never got my free candy. IT'S ALL A LIE!

 

[Jonluw]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

 

[Kross]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

Huh.
Now I'm even more confused and stuff.

 

[Realitycrash]

Okey, I'm scared. I'm laughing, but I'm scared.

 

[wintercoat]

The red button is your friend. You must press it. Do not anger the red button, or it may retaliate. Do not attempt to eat the red button, as it does not taste good at all, especially with a side of greens and a nice chardonnay.

It just wants to be hugged.

 

[sky14kemea]

I clicked the red button once.

I also used to be a man.

That's what happens when curiosity gets the best of you.

 

[Swyftstar]

The red button is life, the red button is love. Don't you want to click the red button, don't you wan't happiness?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Huh, so it's still Bieber. That's nice to know. Somebody made it sound like it was spiderman earlier.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I clicked it last year and all my hate for the J-man washed away

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

They haven't caught you yet then it seems...

When Kross?

When will your crimes against humanity cease?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

They haven't caught you yet then it seems...

When Kross?

When will your crimes against humanity cease?

That thread is like the fucking negative zone.

His powers are beyond belief.

Kross is the Broly of the escapist.

We could never defeat him without plot armour.

 

[redisforever]

SHIT! THE FORUMS ARE BREAKING APART!!!

Now, allow me to predict the next few days. It will spread, and then die, until next time someone digs it up. I did it the first time, never again.

 

[TehCookie]

Some people only clicked it once? Pft, smalltime.