My god...What is the Red button?!

[Torrasque]

I was a little confused at first, but then I noticed the change and lol'd really hard.
This is like corrupted blood...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I clicked the red button once.

I also used to be a man.

That's what happens when curiosity gets the best of you.

I'm sure there's a joke there about 'curiosity killing the cat' and the double-meaning of 'pussy' but where...
Hmm...

 

[Issurru]

Muahaha I have yet to click the dreaded red button, you cannot fool me escapist for I am not curious enough nor badge hungry enough to bring death upon my profile!

Also it's even better when your friends leave their computers on and logged into the escapist and you go searching for the red button

 

[mysecondlife]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read
everything is ENDING! it's the end of the escapist forums as I know them. Justin Beiber has taken over dozens of avatars and every post is skewed and incorrect..

my god... I clicked the red button too...What have we done!!?? what have we done... Have I angered you somehow, great internet gods? Please!! Have mercy!

I know you love me, I know you care...

 

[alfawx]

The red button is your friend. You must press it. Do not anger the red button, or it may retaliate. Do not attempt to eat the red button, as it does not taste good at all, especially with a side of greens and a nice chardonnay.

It just wants to be hugged.

My god, it can't be...


Silent Hill 2... the red buttons... they're all interconnected! Conspiracy! CONSPIRACY!

 

[CommanderL]

Huh, so it's still Bieber. That's nice to know. Somebody made it sound like it was spiderman earlier.

Sorry about that I was new to the whole posting img thing so i quoted somebody else to work it out And for some reason it displayed there spiderman pic as well

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

Everyone looks like a really pretty girl now, who is she?

 

[VoidWanderer]

And this is why there is one true rule in any pen and paper RPG.

Never Press The RED Button!

 

[tthor]

The red button is your friend. You must press it. Do not anger the red button, or it may retaliate. Do not attempt to eat the red button, as it does not taste good at all, especially with a side of greens and a nice chardonnay.

It just wants to be hugged.

SON OF A-, this is the third time I've pressed that god damn button! Damn reverse psychology D:

I have no idea who I'm even talking to anymore. all I see is the face of the satan-spawn staring back at me...

 

[Guffe]

I haven't clicked it yet.
Never ever click a red button, seriously, you guys haven't watched Men In Black?

Captcha: I AM HERE
<.< now I'm just batshit scared...

 

[TilMorrow]

<-------saw the warnings, read the signs, never pressed the button.

Also that thread is the best thread in my opinion. It should never be left to die. It can never die.

 

[Godhead]

Oh this brings me back. Kross, you wonderful devil you.

Edit: Also this will never stop, you have released Kross into the world once more and the buttons shall rule for time immemorial. As time proceeds, everything will devolve into a pile of hatred ruled over by a benevolent dictator who will unleash red buttons upon all who oppose him. Brothers and sisters, we must leave at once; I'll go get the space wagons.

 

[Snotnarok]

God damn I must be the only one to not have clicked that button. Red buttons are dangerous, haven't you ever seen Ren and Stimpys history erase button?!
You FOOLS! :U

 

[ninjaRiv]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........................ Fuck.

 

[ninjaRiv]

Why can't I stop clicking it?!?

 

[ninjaRiv]

I knew what it did before I even pressed. I can't help myself. It's why I shouldn't be allowed around buttons!

 

[Epicspoon]

Pressing the button releases a virus known as Bieber fever. despite what you may have heard it is NOT a fun thing to have.

 

[Justin_Drew_Bieber]

Hey guys I just wanted to tell you. Thanks for all your hard work. With the inclusion of this button I'm as popular as ever now! with your help I would like to spread it around the entire internet! It's the ultimate solution to peace and love across the internet! you will all be united under the Bieber Fever!



ASSIMILATE!!!