My Grimlock is pregnant!

[Hazy992]

Guys, I've got a bit of a problem. I found a pregnancy test in my room the other day and it turns out that my Grimlock action figure is expecting, and Macho Man Randy Savage is the father.

I don't know what to do you guys! Macho Man's too busy forming the Ultimate Maniacs to look after it, and Grimlock's out waiting for an opportune moment to remove Optimus Prime from power! And between you and me I don't really think Grimlock is the maternal type, you know?

I'm gonna end up looking after this thing, and I don't want to have to deal with a bearded robot dinosaur from the 1980's who keeps trying to get me to buy Slim Jims! That's too big a burden to bear!

Boba Fett and the Wing Gundam promised to help me out but you know what they're like ¬_¬

What do I do?!

 

[Sassafrass]

Here's what you do.
You grab Boba Fett and the Wing Gundam and you do this to them.

Everything will be solved then!

 

[Hazy992]

Here's what you do.
You grab Boba Fett and the Wing Gundam and you do this to them.

Everything will be solved then!

My Wing Gundam doesn't have a penis anymore.

 

[Pyro Yuy]

Hmm have you thought about either the scrap yard or maybe a used vehicle lot?

 

[tilmoph]

Well, first you need to see what the MachoLock transforms into. Can it do flying elbow drops? or even better, flying raptor claw drops?! If so, then at least cash will be no problem (yay instant college fund). Of course, you'll have to determine the rate of aging for a MachoLock; if it takes after the mother, no worries you won't need to change diapers or nothing, since instant adult. If it takes more after dad, well, at least bullies at school shouldn't be a problem. However, you will be called into the school due to repeated "gorilla press maulings". Also, if one of the would be bullies is a skinny boy named Jim, you will have some crappy catchphrases to deal with. On the plus side, a MachoLock who takes after dad may grow up to become a modern Billy Mays of convenience store meat snacks. All in all, this situation can totally work out in multiple ways, so just hang in there.

 

[Guffe]

Hazy has gone on a drunk spree xD
I like this!!

You could give it up for adoption?
I bet there's some Spider-Man or Buzz Lightear out there who would love to raise a child of their own

 

[Hazy992]

Hazy has gone on a drunk spree xD
I like this!!

You could give it up for adoption?
I bet there's some Spider-Man or Buzz Lightear out there who would love to raise a child of their own

I am completely and totally sober, and I'd rather you didn't make light of my current predicament! How would you like it if a plastic dinosaur ran around your house shouting 'Me MachoLock say the sky's the limit, OOH YEAH!'? I bet you wouldn't be too thrilled!

 

[Objectable]

What is Macho Man's spark type? If it's Ferrum-Positive or Isomeric-Negative, you want to get Grimlock hidden away. Functionalists will be on its tail before you know.

 

[Tiger King]

Ha ha I'm starting to think I should make an 'everything is pregnant!' Thread

 

[FalloutJack]

"Me Grimlock not pregnant! Me KING!"

The mighty one hath spoken. Go forth and spread the word.

 

[000Ronald]

Boba Fett and the Wing Gundam promised to help me out but you know what they're like ¬_¬

What do I do?!

Well the first thing you do is make sure you make sure it gets all of it's vaccines. If you don't, Jonas Salk is going to rise from his grave (having cured death some time ago), tell Theodore Roosevelt that you refused to vaccinate a poor child, and then Teddy is going to do to your face what he did to Panama; punch it so hard that boats can go through it.

After that? I don't know, train it to be Batman or something. Everyone loves Batman.

 

[Guffe]

Hazy has gone on a drunk spree xD
I like this!!

You could give it up for adoption?
I bet there's some Spider-Man or Buzz Lightear out there who would love to raise a child of their own

I am completely and totally sober, and I'd rather you didn't make light of my current predicament! How would you like it if a plastic dinosaur ran around your house shouting 'Me MachoLock say the sky's the limit, OOH YEAH!'? I bet you wouldn't be too thrilled!

I'm sorry :,(
I didn't mean to hurt your, Grimlocks or MachoMans feelings here.
It was out of order from me, will you accept my apology? please!

 

[Risingblade]

Buy an Exia, it will teach the little Hybrid to be a Gundam! .-.

 

[Pinkamena]

Put the children to good use and join RoboWars. You'd slam the competition.

 

[Darks63]

You might want to consider terminating the pregnancy since this may very well be the result.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Have you considered putting it up for adoption? For a while now I've noticed that my home is woefully empty of ridiculous 80's nostalgia and and a transforming robot dinosaur that eats nothing but Slim Jim's would certainly fill that hole nicel-, I mean quite radically!