"Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Now that we have all this useful information, it would be nice to do something with it. (Actually, it can be emotionally fulfilling just to get the information. This is usually only true, however, if you have the social life of a kumquat.) -Unix Programmer's Manual
"California is a fine place to live...if you happen to be an orange." -Fred Allen
"Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we burn." -Delmore Schwartz
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb!" -Lord Helmut
"And if you gaze for too long into an Abyss, the Abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche