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SnipErlite

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Spineyguy said:
'A DONKEY! A DONKEY! MY KINGDOM FOR A DONKEY!'
Win.

How about "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
I'm totally using that, despite it being ripped off one very famous villain
:)
 

Spineyguy

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"There are 2 ways to deal with women:

-Let them think they're having thier own way.
-Let them have their own way."-Lyndon B Johnson.

"What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?"-W H Davies

"Treasure the love you recieve above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished." Og Mandino

"It is ot the years in your life, but the life in your years that counts."-Adlai Stevenson.

"That's all I got."-Me
 

Eric_Autopsy

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''Stonking great tits!'' comes to mind.
But I suppose something a little more.. appropriate would be more approriate.


''Lol guys I'm so drunk right nao''
 

Spineyguy

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SnipErlite said:
Spineyguy said:
'A DONKEY! A DONKEY! MY KINGDOM FOR A DONKEY!'
Win.

How about "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
I'm totally using that, despite it being ripped off one very famous villain
:)
"Do I look like I'm joking?"-Jack Nicholson as 'The Joker'
 

Disaster Button

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A girl in my year said "I know all of you dont like me but I don't like you either. ROCK ON!"

But to be fair I don't think anyone liked her actually..
 

RagnorakTres

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Kimarous said:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
This. Very much this.

Or else:
In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. -- Mark Twain

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
 

Sneaky-Pie

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"Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when it sparkles in the setting of modest self-distrust; and never does the human soul appear so strong as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive any injury."

"Not only is it extremely cruel to persecute in this brief life those who do not think the way we do, but I do not know if it might be too presumptuous to declare their eternal damnation."
- Voltaire

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
- Thomas Jefferson

"It is not necessary that whilst I live, I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honorably."
- Immanuel Kant

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
- Evelyn Beatrice Hall

"Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you."
- H. Jackson Brown Jr

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
- Edmund Burke

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"We are all fallen creatures and all very hard to live with."
- C.S. Lewis

"The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war."
- Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit

"Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power."
- Seneca
 

Scrythe

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1) Get a booster pack for any Magic: The Gathering set
2) Flip through the flavor text
3) Instant quote!

Some examples [http://forums.mtgvault.com/showthread.php?t=350]
 

maskedklaus

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"School taught me there are three kinds of people in this world - ones who can count, and ones who can't."

"12 years and I get a piece of paper and the knowledge that if I don't pay for more my life will suck? Well, great..."
 

Muffinthraka

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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs then you have obviously not understood the seriousness of the problem!"
 

IanBrazen

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when they asked me for my senior quote i said.

"pffffh ha ha ha! oh wait your serious, let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

and they actually put that in there.