Apparently this whole thing was just a set-up.
So I was? tortured? More numbers! More flashing lights! More Castro!
Powerplant, with prisoners? USSR? jail, torture images, all in shades of red.
So I?m in a Labour camp in the USSR nd just got punched by a dude who looks like a hobo/.
People being beaten! So I punch the guard. Hobo dude took his keys!
I get a knife yaar, tois stabbing time.
Isn?t it nice of these Russians to talk English with Russian accents?
So chanting, so Russian guys called sergei (Total bear >
)
This prisoners hate the guards.
Sergei has picked up a massive axe/pick thing. We?re going up and..
Sergai chopped through a guards spine
I got a pistol
Hobo dude is philosophising. I got move down by a machine gun. Okay, this time? or not.
Alright I?m taking this slower. Following hobo dude, hiding behind crates? oh god running out of bullets
Sergai?s here, pushing a minecart! I?m covering his back!
And the prisoners on the other side are also pushing a minecart! Minecarts for all!
It feels a lot less dislocated now? like I am in tune with the game.
Man how many guards are there? Explosive barrels!
Hobo dude kicks open a door! I am beginning to respect his leadership qualities! And beard.
Oh man that mining equipment is ridiculously oversized.
Sweet.
I have a slinghot which fires grenades.
Oh yeah!
They keeping chanting Ooh-Rah!
?Just as planned?
Thank you Prisoner F5026 for opening the door! You will be remembered!
And think thank you for the shotgun Prisoner C1842! Your contribution is invauluable.
Now GTFO.
Whoa, I shot the lock with a pistol and the gate. Bent.
That seems phsycially improbable.
It?s really hard to tell who?s a ;prisoner and who?s a guard! They are all different shades of brown (closer to beige or maybe a dark eggshell. actually, but the point stands.)
I have an AK.
Awesome.
?The chopper is here!?
The edges of my screen are covered in kool-aid! It is getting hard to shoot people in the head! My passion for this game is ebbing! I need grenades!
I have literally no idea who is shooting me and where from.
Oh, it?s a helicopter!
This is not as bad as chopper gunner but still pretty bad. It?s times like this I wish I had explosives.
Ah-ha! Getting to a roof! Getting a harpoon! Shooting it at the chopper!
Moar OohRah! Man these prisoners are excitable.
And the chopper is landed! And by that I mean crashed in an explosion.
(Dark corridors filled with gunfire aren?t very fun to watch- ooh Commies!)
This is my experience of Russia: Fur hats, gunfire, old factories and following Hobo.
Nothing much now. Just a massive shootout in this old factory building.
Oh god SWAT(?) guys rappelling in :C
(S: This factory is actually pretty nice to look at. They put a lot of detail into aging it- nI like the mint gren colour scheme, and the way they used corrugated plastic on the roof- it give the place a muted tone, you can tell how dusty it is and how the sunlight has warped the plastic. The bars/ cage door things everywhere are a little unsettling though.)
Apparently the mini-gun in this is apparently called the @deathmachine@ Feel the PPPOOOOWWWEEERRR of the DEATHMACHINE.
Try saying that out loud.
I have just blown up cars with a minigun in an FPS.
I?m so very happy.
Ah what the hell is that gas or what! A There?s slow motion and everything has gone all misty an now I?ve fallen over and can?t get up. My ears are ringing.
Oh great, I?m back in the chair.
(S: Are we going to spend this entire game sitting in a chair, flash backing. Because that would be a way easy summary :?SO This dude sits in a chair and flashbacks about Communists. And NUMBERS are involved or something. You blow stuff up?)
Oh hobo-guy dragged me into a building and MOTORBIKES
I love this Hobo dude. No Homo.
There is nothing wrong with motorbikes? and shotguns! Oh man the handling is pretty great, better than the car.
Oh god another helicopter is shooting at me. Did I upset the helicopter Queen or something! I don?t know I am not that schooled in etiquette!
Now I?m stealing a truck with what appears to be a 50Cailbre machine gun on it.
Awesome.
The helicopter is destroyed! Yay truck!
And now we?re driving up to a train and- I jumped onto it! HOW? Legs do not work like that!
No! Hobo! He got left behind! (S: But I loved him!)
The CHAIR! Again.
Oh god more conspiracy stuff.
Hobo dude didn?t make it out :?(
Okay more conspiracies? NUMBERS! RED SHADES!
And... End Level 2
