My Mind was just F*&D!

Recommended Videos
The Salty Vulcan

The Salty Vulcan

New member
Jun 28, 2009
2,441
0
0
Ok. So I'm flickin' through channels on TV right where I come across something, well...unusual. David Niven being addressed as James Bond where an entire Casino is in a bar brawl. Now, I could deal with that but thats when it REALLY got wierd. A bunch of men dressed as Native Americans jump out of a plan and parachute into the Casino and start performing Martial Arts with rocket powered arrows. All the while, Woody Allen is stumbling around counting bakwards while he hiccups. An old guy walks up to another guy simply saying "I wanted to shoot you but this gun fires backwards" before falling down dead. All of a sudden a Frenchman walks up to David Niven saying "the French are coming", then proceeds to kick ass along side Niven, his bones breaking with every punch. A seal with a name tag reading "007" pops up and claps insanely! It all ends when Woody Allen finally get up to 2 and BOOM! An explosion rocks the Casino and everyone ends up in Heaven playing JAZZ!!

I feel as if Peter Sellers has just inserted his penis into my ear and pounded my brain!

Has anyone ever had their Mind fucked out of the middle of nowhere like this? I mean...WOW.
 
Erana

Erana

New member
Feb 28, 2008
8,010
0
0
Imagine flipping through channels and seeing this:
I wasn't paying too close attention, so I didn't realise that it wasn't a children's program 'till the ninjas attacked.
It was before 11:00 which suprised me, also.

Hearing Freddy from Scooby-Doo say, "I have feelings for both you AND traps, Daphne!" was quite mind-boggling too. That new Scooby-Doo is so bad, its hilarious.
 
sheic99

sheic99

New member
Oct 15, 2008
2,316
0
0
Erana said:
Imagine flipping through channels and seeing this:
I wasn't paying too close attention, so I didn't realise that it wasn't a children's program 'till the ninjas attacked.
It was before 11:00 which suprised me, also.
Click to expand...
Fixed.
 
DeadMix

DeadMix

New member
May 30, 2010
114
0
0
Woody Allen's old comedies were always messed up (see Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex), but I think you're just tripping balls.
 
2fish

2fish

New member
Sep 10, 2008
1,930
0
0
bad trip man, bad trip. Try to sleep it off? So very confused, so very, very confused.
 
sheic99

sheic99

New member
Oct 15, 2008
2,316
0
0
You're talking about the 1966 Casino Royale [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061452/] aren't you.

OT: Probably the end of Tokyo Gore Police, I'm not going to post footage, but if you seen it you know what I mean.
 
Starke

Starke

New member
Mar 6, 2008
3,877
0
0
DeadMix said:
What the FUCK are you talking about?
Click to expand...
He stumbled across the Woody Allen version of Casino Royale from the 60s. It's a goddamn acid trip.
 
DeadMix

DeadMix

New member
May 30, 2010
114
0
0
Redlin5 said:

Um... No, this never happens. Ever.
Click to expand...
It actually does. It's called lysergic acid diethylamide. OP should be familiar with it.
 
The Salty Vulcan

The Salty Vulcan

New member
Jun 28, 2009
2,441
0
0
sheic99 said:
You're talking about the 1966 Casino Royale [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061452/] aren't you.
Click to expand...
I mean. I KNOW this movie existed but...I was NOT expecting this. I was genuinely in awe of what I was watching.
 
TehCookie

TehCookie

Elite Member
Sep 16, 2008
3,923
0
41
I woke up one day and found a cat dead almost underneath my tire. I had a mind fuck because I did not hit it when I parked. In a closer examinations it was shot with a pellet gun or something in the stomach.
 
alittlepepper

alittlepepper

New member
Feb 14, 2010
360
0
0
Yeah...that movie, Casino Royale, was originally meant as an envisioning of the original book. But they had rights issues and a bunch of other stuff involved that kept it from getting done the way they wanted, so they went typical 60's "WAY OUT!" Hollywood and just made something that was completely incomprehensible. I think it had like 6 different directors. And a ton of different writers. There's very little good or fun about it, it's just completely bizarre. Pretty good recap of it here, with appropriately scathing commentary: http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Casino_Royale_1967.aspx
On topic, I think one thing that blew my mind out of the water was Excel Saga. I was not expecting that anime to be so weird. Also, Fatal Frame 1, which scared me out of my wits. Penumbra series was pretty good about that too come to think of it.
Hudson Hawk also really confused me too. I kept wondering how Bruce Willis was ever allowed to make a vanity project.
 
DeadMix

DeadMix

New member
May 30, 2010
114
0
0
I watched The Ring when I had a fever and insomnia. That fucked me up for weeks. That's as close to OT as I can get.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom