My Next Girlfriend MUST Have Rocket Launcher Stilettos

[steeple]

this looks absolutly idiotic... i mean what the hole point of the game exept trying to get her naked with stuped combos? (and no its not enough!)

 

[Mockingjay]

I have rocket launcher stillettos... Lies.

But I can do the splits.

 

[Remleiz]

i suppose its main saving grace from total ridicule is the fact its designed by the original DMC team or somthing isnt it?

 

[Davey Woo]

Mate you had me at rocket-launching Stilettos.

Same. Though I think that falls under the same level of ludicrousy as the Minigun leg replacement in Planet Terror.

 

[Lyri]

I have rocket launcher stillettos... Lies.

But I can do the splits.

No stillettos, no dice!

 

[Mockingjay]

I have rocket launcher stillettos... Lies.

But I can do the splits.

No stillettos, no dice!

I bet you're a big wearer of high heels though

 

[Lyri]

I have rocket launcher stillettos... Lies.

But I can do the splits.

No stillettos, no dice!

I bet you're a big wearer of high heels though

Come on over, I'll show you my collection ;D

 

[Random Argument Man]

The power of imagination is a wild one. Please use with care.

 

[Mockingjay]

I have rocket launcher stillettos... Lies.

But I can do the splits.

No stillettos, no dice!

I bet you're a big wearer of high heels though

Come on over, I'll show you my collection ;D

Maybe you can do the splits for me too... Hang on... That Judas guy just found himself a new girlfriend...

 

[Lyri]

Maybe you can do the splits for me too... Hang on... That Judas guy just found himself a new girlfriend...

I can't do the splits ;____;

 

[Skreeee]

What's the point in buying a game to see a girl naked when you can do a quick image search to see them for free?

A penny saved is a penny earned, and all that jazz...

 

[Get Jiggy]

A game that has a nude lady as it's selling point is probably compensating for shite gameplay

 

[Spieluhr-13]

Bayonetta doesn't appeal to me at all =/ nor does the game.

 

[Judas-]

Maybe you can do the splits for me too... Hang on... That Judas guy just found himself a new girlfriend...

I can't do the splits ;____;

Tell you what, neither of you can do the job properly, however, I just happen to have a device built to fuse two beings into one. Problem solved, rocket launcher stilettos and the ability to do the splits. All strengths and no weaknesses. Like Blade... Or the Toyota Prius.

 

[Judas-]

A game that has a nude lady as it's selling point is probably compensating for shite gameplay

Check out the gameplay video for yourself. I think you're being a tad too presumptuous.

 

[Lyri]

Tell you what, neither of you can do the job properly, however, I just happen to have a device built to fuse two beings into one. Problem solved, rocket launcher stilettos and the ability to do the splits. All strengths and no weaknesses. Like Blade... Or the Toyota Prius.

Fusing with Soph sounds like fun, I'm game ;D

 

[TaborMallory]

Um...

No.

 

[Woem]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

However it be, until then I'll settle with tactical corsets [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.119186].

 

[Mackinator]

I'm confused

Aren't we all...
But erm. No from me too.