My Next Girlfriend MUST Have Rocket Launcher Stilettos

[Judas-]

next if any

=P

Just kidding, mate. Chances are you're gonna get someone more along the lines of that chick from planet terror.

Watch the trailer.

Actually, Bayonetta kinda gave me hope since Planet Terror. I mean, a bad ass chick with a RPG hooked up to her leg who isn't an amputee.

 

[ohgodalex]

I'd been sold on this game ever since we got the information "Main character uses guns on her feet," back when this and Mad World were announced.

 

[Woem]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

Because her clothes are actually her hair.

No they're not, she's wearing leather clothing, this can be seen in many of the screenshots and movies. Although sometimes her hair does provide extra cover over her clothing.

 

[Woem]

next if any

=P

Just kidding, mate. Chances are you're gonna get someone more along the lines of that chick from planet terror.

Watch the trailer.

Actually, Bayonetta kinda gave me hope since Planet Terror. I mean, a bad ass chick with a RPG hooked up to her leg who isn't an amputee.

True, it's like a weird combination of Planet Terror and Equilibrium, with a touch of Final Fantasy.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I agree with the OP.

 

[RollForInitiative]

I caught a few previews of this back while I was at the Tokyo Game Show and it looked pretty slick. It's not something I'd expect to be overly intelligent but it looks like it's shaping up to be pure, unadulterated FUN.

 

[Ripshot]

remember that this game is coming to us from roughly the same people who did Viewtiful Joe and God Hand, as well as the entire team behind Madworld

sure it looks silly, but I expect it's going to be fucking awesome

 

[Ripshot]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

Because her clothes are actually her hair.

No they're not, she's wearing leather clothing, this can be seen in many of the screenshots and movies. Although sometimes her hair does provide extra cover over her clothing.

gah, stop trying to make sense of videogames

her clothes are her hair, which is also her hair, which is also a supernatural catastrophic beatdown device

edited for wrong quote D:

 

[Woem]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

Because her clothes are actually her hair.

No they're not, she's wearing leather clothing, this can be seen in many of the screenshots and movies. Although sometimes her hair does provide extra cover over her clothing.

gah, stop trying to make sense of videogames

her clothes are her hair, which is also her hair, which is also a supernatural catastrophic beatdown device

I'm not trying to make sense of the game in itself, I'm just wondering why she goes nude while performing certain combo's

 

[Scobie]

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[Ripshot]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

Because her clothes are actually her hair.

No they're not, she's wearing leather clothing, this can be seen in many of the screenshots and movies. Although sometimes her hair does provide extra cover over her clothing.

gah, stop trying to make sense of videogames

her clothes are her hair, which is also her hair, which is also a supernatural catastrophic beatdown device

I'm not trying to make sense of the game in itself, I'm just wondering why she goes nude while performing certain combo's

I'm going with magic

or just plain being awesome

 

[teisjm]

Still not interested in the game.

You know the more imba your combo is the more naked she gets right? Not that you should be more interested in a game based on the amount of nudity it has, just... Well, that's another thing my next girlfriend is going to have to do.

(^___________________________________^)

she have to do what? combo-kick your ass before getting naked everytime you wanna get freaky with her?

 

[Arcyde]

I'm confused. During some moves her clothes just vanish, why exactly is that?

Because her clothes are actually her hair.

No they're not, she's wearing leather clothing, this can be seen in many of the screenshots and movies. Although sometimes her hair does provide extra cover over her clothing.

Hideki Kamiya: As you can see, [Bayonetta's] clothes are made out of her hair. So when she uses an attack you can see her skin is revealed because she needs her hair to make the magic happen.

http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3169684


The first line of the 3rd paragraph.

 

[Crimsane]

Although I'm not sure much I trust this Judas guy. He sounds a little suspicious to me.

Bwahaha. Nicely played.

 

[Judas-]

That's what she said O_____________________O

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I have a desire to both hate this for it's stupidity, and love it for that.

It's a difficult paradox to deal with, isn't it?

Although I'm not sure much I trust this Judas guy. He sounds a little suspicious to me.

Cookie for you sir.

 

[timmytom1]

This is utterly retarded....and i`m so buying it

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I have a desire to both hate this for it's stupidity, and love it for that.

It's a difficult paradox to deal with, isn't it?

Nah, I'll just go with hate.

Without sheer dumb stupidity we wouldn't have slapstick, idiots like PETA to laugh at or half of the Darwin awards.
And if you're going with sheer stupidity, Sarah Palin is the way to go.

 

[yeah_so_no]

Bayonetta doesn't appeal to me at all =/ nor does the game.

Same. This one game I'll be skipping.