"My parents are going to KILL ME!"

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That time where your last minutes were counting down and you wished you could have one more bowl of ice cream as a kid. I imagine a lot of you people of the nerd variety have moments where you were caught doing something you weren't supposed to, or broke the million dollar vase in your parents room? Here is my story:

I was 13, home alone on the computer at midnight during the summer. I was just playing some games when I decided to watch some tv, I made myself some popcorn and went to the living room. Some show was on (Think it was Law and Order, my memory's fuzzy) and I didn't want to watch it. After surfing for a few seconds I decide to see what cartoons are on.I come across some movie with a veeery hot scene with two girls in the shower. Hey, why not, I'll watch a the whole scene (a good 10 minutes). I wasn't doing anything nasty, just seein' some eye candy (13 year olds, who can blame 'em), then I hear the door open.

Oh shit!

I change the channel to a cartoon and run to my room, and come back down pretending to have just woken up. "Douk honey, can you go stop the recording for my Law and Order episode" Says my mom. "What do you mean?" I ask, then she tells me that the VCR was recording an episode she didn't want to miss.

My heart stopped.

My mom got to the VCR before me and I was saying my prayers that she wouldn't watch the end of it. I have spent a tremendous amount of energy looking for that VHS but I could never find it. To this day she never watched it (thank GOD she has a bad memory). Every day for that week felt like my last, haha.
 

NoriYuki Sato

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i got rear-ended in my mom's car...car got totalled...but that morning she sent in the final payment on it.....aka...10 am..car is 100% ours...7 pm..car is totalled..
 

scnj

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Chasing my sister through my grandparents' house, she turned around and pushed me into a huge vase they kept on a table. It broke.
 

Juven Ignus

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I accidentally keyed my mom's car a few years back when i missed the keyhole for the lock on the door.

Ass=beat
 

SovietSecrets

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Anytime I got a bad report card, I knew my ass was dead. Also the time I got caught stealing wasn't a happy one at home.
 

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When I was a teenager, I was big into sneaking around on my mother and stepfather's computer looking at some EXTREMELY raunchy, disgusting, hot porn. I would also go into their room and jack their lube to help with, uh, my self-help sessions. Well, one day, I did just that, cleaned up the mess, and erased all evidence of my activities on the computer. It's all good. I double checked everything and made sure all my bases are covered.

I LEFT THE LUBE ON THE COMPUTER DESK AND MY MOTHER FOUND IT.

She called me into the room where the computer was, and I, having no idea that anything was wrong, walked in going "yeah, Mom, what's up?" She holds it up and asks "What's this?" My heart stopped.

I got bitched at and yelled at for hours. And they password locked the computer so I couldn't get on anymore.
 

Anaryl

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Getting caught about to smoke a bong one night, lighter ready and to my lips and everything. Yeah no allowance for a long time after that
 

lolcatize

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it happens almost like 50% if the time my mom walks into the room when i watch porn but yeah she almost got me couple of time
 

lolcatize

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Mr.Tea said:
I was angry once and punched a wall, only it was surprisingly weak dry-wall and I had the bad luck of having hit exactly halfway between the studs... Sure enough, it made a hole.
lol mate not exactly the worst thing that can happen but your parents sure was angry
 

Sewblon

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My dad found the bill for some porn I ordered on Payperview. I thought he was going to murder me but he just said "you shouldn't do that, if you ever run for office someone is going to dig that up" then he left.
 

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Sewblon said:
My dad found the bill for some porn I ordered on Payperview. I thought he was going to murder me but he just said "you shouldn't do that, if you ever run for office someone is going to dig that up" then he left.
lol dude you have a nice dad
 

rayen020

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at story; LOL
my story; found father's porn stash, found while rummaging through father's porn stash. sent to room waited for end. end never came, never punished, porn stash was simply moved to another undisclosed location.
 

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So, my friend loaned his friend $10, got repaid with pot. He asked me to hold it, I say sure. Me mum finds it, friend wants it back. I look for it, find nothing, heart stops, panic, tear up room trying to find the little metal tin the pot is in. I realize what's up, then later, my dad asks me about it, heart stops again, then I tell him, everything is great, no punishment. Even told them about times I'd smoked pot, they were unhappy, (I only get to smoke pot once I'm 18) but nothing came of it.
Happy days.
 

Gardenclaw

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I wrote my dads car off. I'd borrowed it because mine had gone in for a service. Lost the backend going round a corner and smashed into a bridge. Managed to drive the car home but it was a write off. My Dad was so angry he'd had the car for years.definately the angriest i'd ever seen him even though it was just an old toyota carina. So i searched everywhere i could until I found one in the same colour and same model and suprised him with it. Cost me about £800, but then again you learn from your mistakes and it stopped him being mad at me.
 

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OP story is brilliant, as are numerous ones here. Funnily enough, I've actually never really been in such a situation. I've had some heavy stuff with my parents before, but never a situation where they were simply raging mad with me. Not in a mature way, anyway; they've been mad with me when I was young and simply annoying.
 

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I broke a hole in my door and smashed a window and broke the bathroom door lock when I was really young.
And last year I also accidentally erased every photo on my mum's digital camera. She was so depressed.

Never got caught watching porn though. I was discrete with that.
 

lolcatize

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riskroWe said:
I broke a hole in my door and smashed a window and broke the bathroom door lock when I was really young.
And last year I also accidentally erased every photo on my mum's digital camera. She was so depressed.

Never got caught watching porn though. I was discrete with that.
i almost got cought so fucking many times