"My parents are going to KILL ME!"
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That is the funniest slice of irony I have ever heard. Sorry for laughing at your misfortune, but it is just too good not to laugh at.
Please don't judge me to be something I'm not, but I brought a very wicked sword cane to school. It had a wolf's head which went with the infamous "Three wolf moon" shirt, you know the one. I admit that it was a stupid idea, but at the time the idea of being caught or the administrators being able to find out there being a sword inside the cane was out of my head.
To this day I do not know why I did it, but lulz ensued.
To this day I do not know why I did it, but lulz ensued.
a long long time ago, my house had a above ground pool and a trampoline, so me and my friends where jumping, and for no reason whatsoever, my idiot of a friend got the bright idea to jump from the trampoline to the pool, but long story shourt, he missed and landed on the side of the pool, riping the side and flooded the whole yard, i had to use my whole pay check for a month to pay my parents back...
Oh man, I can barely even remember half of the things I did that should have gotten me killed by my parents. When I was 5 or 6, I stole worthless stuff out of stores (little plastic keychains, marbles from a display vase.) Of course I would tell my sister, and she would promptly rat me out. Hell ensued. Ironically, she would go on to be busted for shoplifting herself -- in her teens.
I also had (and still have) a fascination with fire. Again, when I was very young, I was burning strips of toilet paper, and dropped some on the carpet. It ignited. I was able to put out the fire, but there was no way to hide the melted carpet or the smell. My parents came home a few minutes later. And, boy, did I get it.
I also lost my retainer (kind of like removable braces) a few times. My parents were not pleased, as they were expensive. On one occasion my poor Dad went into the dumpster of a McDonald's to get it back.
And then there were my grades...
I also had (and still have) a fascination with fire. Again, when I was very young, I was burning strips of toilet paper, and dropped some on the carpet. It ignited. I was able to put out the fire, but there was no way to hide the melted carpet or the smell. My parents came home a few minutes later. And, boy, did I get it.
I also lost my retainer (kind of like removable braces) a few times. My parents were not pleased, as they were expensive. On one occasion my poor Dad went into the dumpster of a McDonald's to get it back.
And then there were my grades...
I remember when I was a wee little thing, there was a full body mirror in my parents bedroom. Now recently I had seen an episode of Rugrats, where I believe Tommy and Chucky had accidentally flipped over on a full body mirror, and through alot of strange things they saw they thought they were in a place called mirror land. So naturally, I go up to this mirror, and after a few minutes of looking at the damn thing I attempted the stunt I remembered from the show. Naturally the mirror snapped off its hinges, I remember I told my mum something about snakes in her bedroom, thinking that she may be convinced by my brilliant lie and not go into the bedroom to see what had happened. But they never chased me up about it (And no, they are not slackers who never give punishments because it "Harshes the Earths mellows", they can be very tough but fair). So years later I asked my mum about it, and with that she explained to me how she'd always hated the look of the thing.