My PC is a stinking cheater!

[The Anhk24]

any yugioh game ever, they get the most bullshit luck ever

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Poker tic tac toe on MSN, the right cards will appear at just the right time for the computer all the time, while we mere mortals must hope for less bad luck.

EDIT: Pokemon, everytime my pokemon is confused it will hurt itself, while an enemy pokemon will act as though its not there.

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

most modern games where the enemies have that enhanced cyborg vision and can see you from miles away. and shoot you from miles away, killing you with one bullet. then you manage to egt that person, acquire their gun, and you can't even hit the broad side of a barn from ten feet, and the bullets don't do enough damage to harm an ant. and then, once you have it, 30 enemies witht he same gun, or that and shotguns that are just the same, swarm and kill you.

Crysis is the main game that does this (in my experience)

 

[RYjet911]

Number one cheating game that has pissed me off to no end: the entire Mario Kart series. Every single one of them and their goddamned rubber banding. You can be within half a second of winning a race, come in second, then try again and improve your time by a full minute (on a three-minute-long race) and have everything turn out exactly the same. Something's just not right with that.

I managed to come a full minute in front of 2nd place on Double Dash on the level with the stomping dinosaur despite the rubberbanding issues. Shortcuts on that level are truly amazing.

For cheating in games, I propose pretty much every single FPS game where AI enemies literally aim-bot. So far, the only example I know that doesn't do this is Team Fortress 2, and even then that was only recently put in place where before the bots worked like normal aim-botters.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

most modern games where the enemies have that enhanced cyborg vision and can see you from miles away.

Yes, 'pixel snipers'. Always fun to be one shotted by an enemy that is a single pixel in size.

 

[Koganesaga]

On Football Manager when the computer awards itself a last-minute penalty to tie the game. So...Infuriating...

Number one cheating game that has pissed me off to no end: the entire Mario Kart series. Every single one of them and their goddamned rubber banding. You can be within half a second of winning a race, come in second, then try again and improve your time by a full minute (on a three-minute-long race) and have everything turn out exactly the same. Something's just not right with that.

Or this. Damn those blue shells hitting you at the last second...

The second I saw one of those being launched, I slam on the brake and try to catch the guys tailgating me with it too. Of course being an acceleration racer I always got back up to speed and crossed the finish line before them.

 

[darkkan2125]

the third age mod for medieval total war 2

i invade a near empty city with a mass force next turn the city gets a full garrison with 5 troll units

 

[jasoncyrus]

In short...This is why cheat codes were invented.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

well, Westwood studios(makers of Command and Conquer up until C&C 3) admitted that the A.I cheats like there is no tomorrow, sometimes even producing an entire army out of thin air, which is why I can't beat any game above easy, which is no fun.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Well, the first reply mentioned Mario Kart, so I'll just nth that response (screw those games sometimes). I also hate some of the Guitar Hero games' difficulty levels, all those moments when the solo hits and you're playing more notes than are actually being played by the artist.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

DT carnage.

on level 2, your car is statistically half the speed of the other cars.