My sister is so. DAMN. LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aedes

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Keoul said:
Sounds like a class A procrastinator.
Did I just hear procastinator?!


Ok now, but in all seriousness, I'm glad my sister is not like yours. Sorry to hear that, man.
 

Verzin

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Strazdas said:
Well, maybe she needs to sleep in the dogs piss to learn....
yeah. that'll teach her.

I find time to let my dogs out between games of LoL. Sometimes I even walk them in between games too.

People who ignore the needs of their animals are the worst.


I'd suggest, however, simply forcing her to clean up the piss, since it's her own damn fault that it's there.
 

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Once an hour sounds far too frequent, but yeah, she does sound lazy. Wake her up from her naps with an air-horn!
 

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Lucky for me my brother isn't this bad.
He has his lazy days but usually we can split the chores pretty evenly, or rather we could... I moved a few months ago...
 

Stryc9

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Lock the annoying little shriek boxes in her room for a day to piss and shit all over to their hearts content, that and make that horrible shrieking noise they make all the time. Tell her if she doesn't want it to happen again she needs to be better about taking them out to do their business, that and physically taking the router with you would probably be better than just changing the password. Resetting those things back to the factory setting usually isn't that hard to figure out.
 

Cpu46

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That reminds me of my sister a few months ago. Parents went out for vacation and left me and my sister a list of things to do. Sure I procrastinated a few things but I also did stuff. We both worked over the weekend but she had a 4 hour shift that was over by noon and I had a total of 12 hours over the course of the weekend. She made huge messes in the kitchen and She waited until we got the phone call telling us that our parents were halfway home to even start cleaning. Ended up asking me for help after I finished the last of my chores. Then when our parents got home and starting confronting her as to why half her chores were not done (the other half I helped her with) she kept playing the victim saying things like "Oh, HE procrastinated too!" and "Oh I worked this weekend, so you cant use that as an excuse!". After about 20 minutes of her doing this, arguing with my parents, and trying to get me in just as much trouble as her. I snapped for the second time in my entire life. Next thing I knew I had my sister [footnote] Just to make sure that I don't get flamed by online crusaiders for hitting a girl: My sister is 19 and I am 21, she has a shit ton of muscle from dance I have a flabby gut, she has a direct channel to the unholy fury of f***ing Satan and the strength of a semi truck while if I am lucky I have a cooler head. I was tormented by her for half my life and even now the thought of fighting her sends terror through my heart. The only reason I lashed out at all was that my anger drowned out my common sense telling me not to unleash the demon within her.[/footnote] pinned to the floor, attempting to bite, scratch, kick, and spit at me. She had a bright red cheek and I had several bleeding claw like gashes on my arm and after I finally unpinned her she attempted to hit me with a full force kick straight to the groin, missing by a matter of inches and bruising my leg. However for a moment before her rage kicked in there was a bit of fear in her eyes and she seems to listen to things I say now and actually does her chores in a timely manner so victory... possibly?

Yea never ever doing that ever again.

[sub] Just to be clear I am not suggesting you use violence, your situation just reminded me of this event[/sub]
 

Kekkonen1

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Like others have said before me, if she is a teenager thats kind of what life is like. When I was a teenager I spent a god-awful amount of time infront of the computer and didn't really do much else I wasn't forced to. She will grow up.

If she is already grown up? Yeah then kick her out or make her get a job, but from the sound of it she isn't much older than 14-16?
 

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Ask her how much she cares for the state of the domicile in which she lives, how much she cares about the effort others put into making it habitable, and how much she cares about the effort she puts in.

Then, depending on her response. Place the same amount of regard in her responses into your regard for her, and her happy time.

What reason do you have to give a f--- about her happiness if she can't spare the same regard for yours? And if I were you, this will be the main point I would bring to her on the silver platter. In fact, I would yell this at her, because I would genuinely be upset at someone who expects me to care when they're going to take a dump on my happiness.
 

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mattttherman3 said:
Ok so basically my parents are out of town for 3 weeks, in the meantime, I work friday-monday, 4 10 hour shifts. So basically, we have 4 dogs(3 of them yorkies, on a side note, screw yorkies, don't buy them, they are the most annoying dogs ever). These dogs need to be let out once an hour or they will piss or shit somewhere, when I am home, they don't do it because I LET THEM OUT. Every single time I come home from work, I never have far to look to find some piss. My sister? Oh she just plays LoL from 4-16 hours a day, or just fucking naps. I am going to the hardware store to buy a lock for the computer room door and I am going to change the wireless password. I'm fucking done putting up with this shit. She also doesn't clean her own fucking mess. My dad pulled a garbage bag full of crap from the computer room last week, a garbage bag full! If you bring it up to her, nicely or not, this is what you get:"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! STOP BUGGING ME!!!"

Anyway end rant. Just had to vent somewhere not on facebook...
Thank ****ing god for being a lonely child!

but yeah.. take the internet and put a lock on the room.. make her understand.. also.. how old is she again?
 

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why do these threads make me feel like the only teenager in the world who actually helps people? I know I am not the only one but the way you guys talk about my age group makes it seem so.

just throw the dogs in her bed and watch as they piss her bed while she ends up feeding the enemy team.
 

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As an elder brother myself I know putting locks on things will solve nary a thing. Either you confront her about it in a properly serious atmosphere (i.e. with your parents in the room) or keep up the Wile E. Coyote act. I tell you from experience littler siblings never give up on a war.
 

kommando367

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Change the password.

Make a list of chores.

Tape it onto the computer before she wakes up.

When she removes the list, she'll find that she cannot access the computer and that the chores are the only thing to do to pass the time.
 

Kukakkau

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You have a garbage bag full of crap - she has a bed to empty it on
You can lock said dogs in her room before you leave if she wont let them out

That should make her aware of consequences
And yeah lock her out network etc
 

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mattttherman3 said:
Well, first of all that situation sucks... I have 5 siblings (both younger and older) so I know your pain bro... my advice is skip the lock, disable/take the internet away completely, don't bother with the password. Take the pictures and such of the house when you come home (possibly email/text them right to your parents while they're gone) and don't yell at her. this way you have a better defense when your parents come home, you didn't yell, didn't abuse, and you have proof of what the house looked like every day you were at work. Make sure to keep anything important to you in your room and lock it up, preferably with one of the small deadbolts as well as a regular handle lock. This way she would have to break the door in to get revenge on you and that's even more to use against her when your parents come home.

I hope this helps, sorry its so long
 

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I think this is why ***** slaps were invented :/

No but seriously, do something about it. Talk to her and if that doesn't work, go full retard. The locking the door thing was a good idea.
 

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My sis has something against doing dishes. When we were growing up, she would say "Mom wants you to do the dishes" when in reality she herself was told. Then when I'm finished with the dishes and I learn that it was her job, I get pissed. The second time it happened I refused to ever do the dishes on her word.
 

CardinalPiggles

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Me and my dad have a similar problem with my mum and brother. We do pretty much all the housekeeping by ourselves even though we both work (he even has 2 jobs), and my brother will lounge about not looking for a job or going to college, and my mum will lounge about watching TV when she isn't working (of which she only works about 15-20 hours a week).

It's frustrating but I think outside help is the only way to go really. It's gotten my brother to at least clean his own room and clean up after himself in the bathroom. And my mum will now do a little bit of clothes washing if she can be bothered.

I'd suggest finding help from anyone in your family who your sister gets along with. And leave the locking out thing as a last resort.