My Sister Loves Making Me Look Bad

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Rofl Harris

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Buy some crabs eggs. Sprinkle them in her pants drawer. Won't solve the problem, but it's hard to make someone look bad while scratching your crotch.
 

retyopy

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I know how you feel. Just be satsified by the fact that one day, they'll work for us.
 

Saraphim

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Tell her..?
I mean, if it makes you feel bad, I'd assume that she isn't aware of it.
If you just tell her that you get upset when she does that, that ought to get you a long way.

Also, is this ONLY when you have friends over or is it verbal abuse in general?

If it's only when your friends are around, I'd say that she feels insecure about talking to you in front of company that she is not acquainted with. An honest talk should clear it out, more or less.

If it's a constant barrage of verbal abuse, no matter the situation, I would recommend you talk to your parents about the whole thing and see if it can be solved with parental guidance.

If she makes you feel depressed then you should take this matter fairly seriously, otherwise this could damage your relationship with your sister.

TL;DR
TALK IT OUT
 

Slaanesh

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I also have an older sister who can be a pain in the ass. But instead of making a thread on the Escapist, I threaten the *****. We get along fine most of the time, but whenever she gives me an attitude or decides to insult me, it better be something that justifies raging over. If its something petty, shes usually running to her room shortly after.

So the solution to your problem: Hit a chick.
 

Genericjim101

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I suppose you could always introduce her as your hoe : P. Depends how you feel on pimping out your sister for revenge. Or put up lost dog posters with her picture on them all around where you live.
 

mental_looney

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I fought and argued and called names with my little brother so just find something shes scared of or repulses her and use it to your advantage to scare her off.
 

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SomeLameStuff said:
Welcome to a life with an older sister. Let us join hands and share the pain.
My life with my older sister was quite pleasant! We've never fought, never sought to hurt each other, never scrambled over our parents affections and genuinely like each other.
 

twistedheat15

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Punch her in the neck? Or wait till she has a friend over and walk in with her underwear saying "mom said she isn't gonna wash your skid marks, do it yourself" then punch her in the neck.
 

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My sister was similar but you know she's just masking her own insecurities with that, I would suggest that you sit down and talk with her before it's too late, what I mean by this is that my sister was pretty much a pain in the ass but I did notice that she was trying to call my attention with it and I ignored her because she was well mean to me, now I regret it because she basically told me first than everybody that she is gay and also I was the only one that knew about her drug problem and it makes me feel really like shit that I didn't help her when I had the chance, so trust me she probably isn't doing to good, well she may not be in trouble but I can't help but mention this in case you're sister is in a similar situation which might not be but again you are the one that knows her and you are the only one that can tell if something like this is happening.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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You know what they say, if someone makes fun of you they probably really like you...oh you're related...never mind.
 

Waaghpowa

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HerbertTheHamster said:
how about you close the goddamn porch door
This. As far as I'm concerned, you do something stupid, don't get upset if someone calls you out on it.
 

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Nimcha said:
SomeLameStuff said:
Welcome to a life with an older sister. Let us join hands and share the pain.
As an older sister, allow me to apologize for any pain caused.

Oh and to congratulate you on being a younger sibling and thus getting extra priviliges. :(
I call bull on that. The older sibling always gets more privileges, if for no other reason than that they're older.