My Stretch Armstrong Has Passed Away

[chefassassin2]

Sorry dude, I know how hard it must be to part with. My beloved Donatello finally kicked it about two weeks ago, may they be playing together in toy heaven.

 

[Lazzi]

Never did have one of those things, isn't there a way to replace the goo in side it?

The surgery is experimantal, and there is a chance the transfusion could be rejected.

 

[Simalacrum]

Well, I'm effectively bilingual, so I shall let the presence of the Reaper be known on my side of the world! Ok, I'll stop derailing now.

Well then, allow me to welcome you to the Organization.
I will send your preferred reaping instruments in the Undermail.

Now, would you like to go with Classic or Contemporary?

(I never stop derailing. It is a blessingcurse.)

parents? what parents? I am a machine.

I was not adopted. I was created. and we have evidence

If you care for the lives of your friends, you will "lose" this evidence.
Now.

friends? what friends? Now, if you wish for this evidence to not go public, I suggest you go get me some Ice Cream. And some cake. And a sports car. And Japan. chop chop, my newly acquired slave.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I'm effectively bilingual, so I shall let the presence of the Reaper be known on my side of the world! Ok, I'll stop derailing now.

Well then, allow me to welcome you to the Organization.
I will send your preferred reaping instruments in the Undermail.

Now, would you like to go with Classic or Contemporary?

(I never stop derailing. It is a blessingcurse.)

parents? what parents? I am a machine.

I was not adopted. I was created. and we have evidence

If you care for the lives of your friends, you will "lose" this evidence.
Now.

friends? what friends? Now, if you wish for this evidence to not go public, I suggest you go get me some Ice Cream. And some cake. And a sports car. And Japan. chop chop, my newly acquired slave.

Oooh, this should be good!
*makes more popcorn*
I intentionally broke my Stretch over the head of my friend. It was great.

 

[Blank Verse]

Well, I still have those Ninja Turtle stretchies.

 

[Zersy]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Pffff. Yeah right.

Why the hell is everyone offering condolences? I laugh in the dead Stretch's face.

I don't even know what it is.

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Then who did ? (Stares at you)

Probably one of my assistants.
I can't be everywhere.

I don't even speak Chinese! I can't reap people I can't talk to.
Well, I guess I could. But they'd struggle and I'd have to scythe them and then there's the paperwork...

She/he said the GRIM reaper, not the GIMP reaper. Difference.

FIGHT YOU

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

we have evidence

I have evidence that your parents don't love you.
Furthermore, you were adopted.

hehehe the grim reaper is mean...... i like him or it

 

[Zersy]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Then who did ? (Stares at you)

Wow, I didn't know they still made those.

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

If you didn't then who did?

what
Did you two get together and plan this, or something?

I told you, it was probably one of my underlings.
Probably the one who speaks Australian.

underlings ? and isn't australien a accent and not a language ?

 

[Simalacrum]

friends? what friends? Now, if you wish for this evidence to not go public, I suggest you go get me some Ice Cream. And some cake. And a sports car. And Japan. chop chop, my newly acquired slave.

Okay, I see how it is.

*ahem*
HEY OP I KILLED YOUR STRETCH ARMSTRONG THINGY AND I ENJOYED THE HELL OUT OF IT

Your move there, buddy boy.

so what? we still have evidence we never said it was about Strech Armstrong. chop chop, slave.

 

[KingsGambit_v1legacy]

You have my sincere condolences. May Mr. Stretch rest in pieces.....errr....peace.

 

[Simalacrum]

so what? we still have evidence we never said it was about Strech Armstrong. chop chop, slave.

Touche.

But no.
I make all of my murders public anyway.

murder? whoever said anything about murder? we mean those other things you did... the ones you haven't disclosed.

I could go on like this for a loooong time you know, and wheres my icecream?

 

[Simalacrum]

murder? whoever said anything about murder? we mean those other things you did... the ones you haven't disclosed.

I could go on like this for a loooong time you know, and wheres my icecream?

Now I know you're lying.

The only thing I've done that is illegal is killing tons of prostitutes.
And depending on your definition of "wrong," I may not have done anything.

lying? I never said I was being honest in the first place.

we still have evidence.

 

[fletch_talon]

It wasn't me... if I was gonna kill a toy it'd be a Star Wars Wedge Antilles action figure.
Bouncing on a trampoline and the bastard flew up and knocked my tooth out.

 

[Blow_Pop]

yeah mine didn't die, i killed it. i tore it open...i had to see what was inside....

 

[timmytom1]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Pffff. Yeah right.

Why the hell is everyone offering condolences? I laugh in the dead Stretch's face.

Show some respect for the dead