Naked Cowboy runs for Mayor of New York City

[Calobi]

Wait...he makes a thousand dollars per day? Holy Batman! Best job ever.

He only works between 11am and 2pm too!

Damn........................................................................I want that job too!

It's a pretty easy business to get in on. Step one: Get rid of almost all your clothes. Step two: Buy a cowboy hat. Step three: Profit.

It's so easy, there aren't any question marks at all. Straight to the Benjamins, yo.

 

[oliveira8]

Wait...he makes a thousand dollars per day? Holy Batman! Best job ever.

He only works between 11am and 2pm too!

Damn........................................................................I want that job too!

It's a pretty easy business to get in on. Step one: Get rid of almost all your clothes. Step two: Buy a cowboy hat. Step three: Profit.

It's so easy, there aren't any question marks at all. Straight to the Benjamins, yo.

Doesn't he have a guitar too?

 

[Calobi]

Damn........................................................................I want that job too!

It's a pretty easy business to get in on. Step one: Get rid of almost all your clothes. Step two: Buy a cowboy hat. Step three: Profit.

It's so easy, there aren't any question marks at all. Straight to the Benjamins, yo.

Doesn't he have a guitar too?

Step 2.5: Get a guitar. Learning to play is optional, but but preferable.

 

[Zedzero]

Wait...he makes a thousand dollars per day? Holy Batman! Best job ever.

He only works between 11am and 2pm too!

Damn........................................................................I want that job too!

The naked sprinter? Run around New York.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

This almost as bad as Boris Jonson running for London mayor and winning.

Yes, almost.