Naked Super Powers?

[justnotcricket]

Hm...by the time I'd flown high enough to preserve my modesty, I'd probably have frozen to death =P Although the power of flight would be awesome...

 

[Estarc]

Why the Hell would I want to be able to fly and possess super strength? Maybe if I had some better powers this would be okay, but for those two? Meh.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd be The Amazing Nudist! All will bask in my naked glory of naturalism.

But, yeah, that's quite a hilarious idea though.

 

[Adremmalech]

I'm not exactly buff but I've got some tone. I guess I wouldn't mind flying around naked. I'd have a legitimate reason to get waxed. I guess I could only fly in low altitudes while I'm working out a loophole on the clothes. I couldn't even leave the atmosphere?
I'd have to at least put some body paint on.

Could I wear a net? That's not clothing.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Not that I'd mind being naked while flying I don't have a lot of fat on me so I'd freeze pretty quickly. So, if I can do this I'm going to want to have some kind of hormone therapy to allow me to grow really long hair all over my body.

I mean really long like Cousin It. I really do hate the cold.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Hell yes I'd be naked in public if I received those powers.

 

[Folio]

Not looking that great when lifting an elephant ooooor swaffling bad guys with the power of a flying brick.... It's hard to choose!

 

[EmzOLV]

I would put on all the clothes I can at once so that when I use my powers, my laundry flies off EVERYWHERE!!!

THIS!
I'd be like 'clothes, ATTACK' *fling*

Aside from that, I'm not bothered by being naked. I'd abuse my super speed and my new super nakeyness to make a new game: "how many weddings can we ruin in one hour?"

*Speedily run into wedding ceremony*
"Hey mister, where did you hide my clothes from last night? You cheeky thing! *pinch bum*"
*watch as chaos ensues*

Nah, I'm not that vindictive but it'd be quite hilarious for a few hours. Then I'd see if I can set speed cameras off.

Wow. I realised how low I set the bar for myself.

 

[sycoesis]

well i dont know what id do but it would be interesting and disgusting

 

[Eponet]

EDIT: to those saying flight, remember that it gets really fucking cold going higher up and I think going to any great speeds will cause you to heat up (first one I'm sure about, second one not so much)

You'll probably freeze to death before heat becomes a problem. Wind chill.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

If I had super strength couldn't I just tear off a plate of titanium and bend it around my body and support it with titanium straps kind of like titanium dungarees? Technically that isn't clothing.

Yes it is. The definition of 'clothing' is:

Something that covers or clothes.

So anything you wrap around yourself or wear over your body to cover it is clothing.

As shown here:

So, y'know, high-speed titanium shrapnel...

 

[Continuity]

That's gonna get really cold...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[paragon1]

I'd still use them. Having super strength is kind of like having a gun. When you have one, other people's opinions somehow seem... less significant.

 

[Dragonforce525]

I'd star in the worlds greatest superman porno.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd imagine it'd be like the villain in the first(?) episode of Inukami!
Except he had the power to make other people naked too.

I guess I'd be okay with it, I'm not particularly shy...

Think of all the old people you'd inadvertently give heart attacks to though!

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Only use them in the summer...shrinkage.

 

[Inglonias]

Flying? While naked?

Well, I don't like being naked, but it also sounds like a good way to freeze to death.

Other than that, eh. Could be worse. XD.

QFT

 

[Jonluw]

I have awesome super powers and a legitmate excuse for being naked all the time? I win!

If only it wasn't so bloody cold here... Do my super powers come with special cold resistance as well?