Nintendo DS, laptop, acoustic guitar and phone - nothing in here would really help in an apocalypse so I'll just pack full of stuff to amuse me for shits and giggles.
Well, I'm screwed becasue all that is around me are computer monitors, CPUs, keyboards, and a mouse.
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Can you call more than one computer mouse 'mice'?
1) My collapsible shovel: you can dig holes and can kill people with it
2) My backpack: holds anything useful, has a camelbak in it
3) My knife: carry the damn thing everywhere I go anyway
4) My poncho: great improv shelter, serviceable raincoat, halfway decent camouflage
-Wire cutters- the only key you'll ever need.
-Spray paint! Leave behind messages, warnings, and the occasional obscenity on walls.
-Hammer. Hey, I'd like a shotgun, but this'll have to do.
-Pants.
Car keys (so therefore I get my car as well), Jacket, Bag and my Fingerless Gloves. In any apocalypse you have to be warm and have a car. Well known fact.
I don't have any interesting stuff in this room....
A) This horde of freshmen (I'm retaking an intro course right now). Easily marshalable, good cannon fodder.
B) The arm of the projector with the head attached. Make a good, sturdy, heavy weapon.
C) Cell phone, call for help or alert others of the invasion.
D) My lunch. Om nom.
1. Benchmade 141SBK knife, 'cause it's just sensible to have a blade in survival.
2. Leatherman MUT-EOD Multi-tool, 'cause it's useful in virtually any DIY situation.
3. M7 torch, 'cause having a torch with a 230L output and a 150 hr battery life seems sensible.
4. As much dehydrated food as I can carry efficently, for obvious reasons.
This is assuming a that a backpack to carry stuff in is a given,
Luckily for me I read this while at work, and the storeroom here is full of our survival gear stock.
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