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Gentleman_Reptile

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The native Australian trees have become evil sentient beings and are wiping out everyone in existence.

It's an apocaeucalyptus.
 

MartianWarMachine

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Kitty-pocalypse.

We all suffocate under mountains of kittens that fall from the sky, but are unharmed when they land.
 

WalrusPowers

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Fed up with the mass pollution created my mankind, all of earth's whales and all of earth's snails morph together to form a giant Whalesnail. Capable of crushing cities under it's gargantuan fins, it crawls slowly across the world, leaving a trail of slime-covered destruction in it's wake. No-one can damage it because of the thick shell protecting it's gooey membrane inside.

Within 5 months, the Whalesnail destroys the human race and dominates the world of the sea. (as opposed to seaworld).
 

Nouw

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Laughing Apocalypse.

A mysterious disease causes everyone infected to literally laugh to death.
 

tahrey

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Shemming said:
the n00b apocalypse. n00bs everywhere, ruining the internet, games (physical and video) and life in general. everyone is a n00b! what do you do?
That already happened... about September 1992 I think it was? Might've been 1994. Around that time.

Mine: Global strawberry blancmange tsunami. You thought a 30ft high wall of water moving at 50mph crushing to flinders everything in its path was bad?
Imagine the sweet, delicious, squishy horror of a 30ft high wall of pink milk & cornflour pudding.
 
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Preemptive Apocalypse: As we near 2012 the world's gullible panic and commit mass suicide, those who kinda didn't believe now convinced and follow suit, continue this progression until all human life on earth has self-extinguished, damn the Mayans WERE right.
 

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Gentleman_Reptile said:
The native Australian trees have become evil sentient beings and are wiping out everyone in existence.

It's an apocaeucalyptus.
I lul'd, also the pre-pubescent children apocalypse. They hunt us down and use words out of context be afraid!
 

ChupathingyX

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Gentleman_Reptile said:
The native Australian trees have become evil sentient beings and are wiping out everyone in existence.

It's an apocaeucalyptus.
Haha that one made me laugh.

Poor koalas though, they were the first to be exterminated.

Oh well, get out yer knives and boomerangs it huntin' time!
 

Matt East

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FortheLegion said:
Come up with an Apocalypse that is just silly.
Example: Viking Apocalypse
Nobody knows where exactly they came from. Only that one day millions of them just washed up on the coast in their Wolf ships...

Also Say what you would do in the above posters apocalypse.
A Viking apocalypse would rule, dudes with swords, axes and beards chopping stuff up, better than zombies.

Oh, um.............. mutant manikin apocalypse, sick of being subjugated they rise up and beat us all to death with their left arm(or right if their a south paw....).
 

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The Apocalypse Apocalypse.

It's the start of the final beginning of the end of the last beginning of the end for all eternity... forever!
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Let's go with something inspired by old music.

"Monster Mania"
EDIT(I had a better idea): The Monster Mash starts, and spreads through to humanity, and because humans have limited stamina and vitality it's only a matter o time until we all collapse.

For those of you wondering what the Monster Mash is...
 

MrJKapowey

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I would go and buy tuna to placate the kittens...

The Plague of terrible musicians...

Justin Bieber
Rebecca Black
Etc. Etc.
 

tahrey

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Matt East said:
Oh, um.............. mutant manikin apocalypse, sick of being subjugated they rise up and beat us all to death with their left arm(or right if their a south paw....).
I read that as a mutant merkin apocalypse... which is almost as terrifying. Almost but not quite.

google it if you must, but at home and without your parents
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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ChupathingyX said:
Gentleman_Reptile said:
The native Australian trees have become evil sentient beings and are wiping out everyone in existence.

It's an apocaeucalyptus.
Haha that one made me laugh.

Poor koalas though, they were the first to be exterminated.

Oh well, get out yer knives and boomerangs it huntin' time!

Poor Koalas? Those trees need SOME kind of evil benefactor.....