Name as many Escapists as you can from the top of your head

[Guffe]

First two pages and not a single mention, as I sort of expected. I don't think I am too memorable and I seldom quote people. I don't expect to have too high of an impact here but there's one thing bothering me...
How the hell do you guys remember so many names?
It'd be positive if I remember more than 10 names (my name memory sux ass) but many of you have more than 20-30 names on your lists?!!!
You guys are superhuman or something?

 

[Jedamethis]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

 

[dangoball]

Well, I'm not very well versed in who's who on escapist, so the list is gonna be quite short.
DaystarClarion
Hazy94
Mathew*somenumber*
FalloutJack
Fappy
and that's about it. Guess I could add myself, so
Dangoball
c'est la

Heh, guess I mixed and matched some after-name numbers. That's what you get for putting numbers in your name!

 

[M-E-D The Poet]

I'm only going to name the two persons I did not have to look back what their name was exactly

Jack and Calumon
MaxTheReaper


Cole:Woohoooooooo it's the digimon Baby!.

 

[Fappy]

Neither of the mods remember me. Is that a good thing?

 

[SonicWaffle]

I saved the galaxy and this is the thanks I get.

No one remembering me.

How'd I know this was going to happen?

Well, celebrities tend to rely on media attention to keep them relevant, so maybe if you hadn't punched all those reporters they wouldn't have been so happy to forget you...

There's a difference between celebrities and people who save the galaxy from colossal space squids.

Well, yeah, you're way more forgettable. If you're not drunkenly flashing your gash while you fall out of a car, I don't care how many robot shrimp you blew up, I'm gonna watch me some TMZ and if you're not there then who cares who you are?

I'm starting to think maybe I should have just let the Reapers destroy the Galaxy.

It wouldn't have mattered; in fifty thousand years, whole new species will have discovered the grimy allure of worthless celebrities doing scandalous things. Hell, maybe that's why they're so bent on destroying organic life - it's nothing to do with preventing war, it's all about preventing Kardashians.

It's because circular logic is why.

I still say reality TV. Can you imagine that galaxy's Big Brother?

"There appears to be some tension between the Turian and Krogan housemates over which of them used the last of the milk. The dispute was resolved relatively peacefully when the Krogans went off to kill the Hanar and the Turians got busy fucking the Asari"

 

[War Penguin]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

 

[Jedamethis]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

 

[War Penguin]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Spoiler: Warning: contains a small amount of bragging :P

Escapists I've met
Revelo
TheGhostOfSin
sky14kemea
FamoFunk
Insanum
Andalusa
Eleuthera
Segadroid
Code_Red
Monkfish Acc.
Jedamethis
Cpt_Oblivious
EMFCRACKSHOT
dark_taint92
Labyrinth
Insert Comedy Here
Ultrajoe
thenumberthirteen
PaintyFace
RavingPenguin
The Red Spy
The_root_of_all_evil
Cavan
Elementary - Dear Watson
razer (with a number on the end that escapes me)
Hubilub
AboveUp

Others that come to mind - some of which I've heard but not seen in person
Erana
NewClassic
Empireth
MrLS
Ambrosia
Anonymoustache
pigeon_of_doom
Simulacrum
TimeLord
Minjoltr
Ringwraith
Aylaine
Aeryn
Archae0pteryx
Mina
Beefcakes

And yet I persist in forgetting basic things like my date of birth >.>

 

[Jedamethis]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

Sorry about that.

Oooh, that's a great idea. Good thing you're doing it instead of me.

 

[War Penguin]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

Sorry about that.

Oooh, that's a great idea. Good thing you're doing it instead of me.

Damn straight it is!

Figure I gotta shake things up a little if we're gonna do things again. Otherwise it'd be repetitive and folk's would just post in the older threads. Gotta set shit apart from others.

Got any other ideas, though?

 

[Atmos Duality]

I am positively terrible at remembering names.
Real or alias.

Spoiler

GonzoGamer, Treblaine, JulianKing, Jack and Calumon (of course), Fappy, Dr. Vornoff, Incal11 (it's that pie avatar), Savagezion, Aylaine

And that's all I'm getting.
Good to see I made no lists (well, that I lazily thumbed through with the Find function).
No need to form attachments to a damned internet forum when I have my final year of university approaching.

 

[Jedamethis]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

Sorry about that.

Oooh, that's a great idea. Good thing you're doing it instead of me.

Damn straight it is!

Figure I gotta shake things up a little if we're gonna do things again. Otherwise it'd be repetitive and folk's would just post in the older threads. Gotta set shit apart from others.

Got any other ideas, though?

Perhaps give an opportunity to show off any accents we can do? That'd be fun.

 

[MrBrightside919]

...no one remembers me...not that it surprises me...it's not like i've done anything note worthy on this site...

*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/6183-Review-Saints-Row-2]

...or written A LOT of user reviews that people seemed to like...

*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.119828-Final-Fantasy-VII-The-Series-PART-ONE]
*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.120202-Final-Fantasy-VII-The-Series-PART-TWO?page=1]
*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.84107-Harvest-Moon-Friends-of-Mineral-Town]
*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.82195-Metal-Gear-Solid-4-Guns-of-the-Patriots]
*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.78999-Poll-Dead-or-Alive-Extreme-2-Perverts-Gone-Wild]
*cough* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.81646-Playstation-3-A-Console-Review?page=1]

...I mean, it's not like i've been here for 4 years or anything...

 

[War Penguin]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

Sorry about that.

Oooh, that's a great idea. Good thing you're doing it instead of me.

Damn straight it is!

Figure I gotta shake things up a little if we're gonna do things again. Otherwise it'd be repetitive and folk's would just post in the older threads. Gotta set shit apart from others.

Got any other ideas, though?

Perhaps give an opportunity to show off any accents we can do? That'd be fun.

We could try, but that'd end up in many Americans doing obnoxiously fake English accents. Won't end well, that's for sure. :S

Also, we're derailing.

 

[Jedamethis]

Kersnip.

Forgive me. While I was stalking all of your profiles, I noticed you mentioned something of an another accent thread? Funny all three of you should mention that. You see, I am in the process of making one, as well. I was planning on posting it sometime this week or next.

And I'm afraid I can't let you do that before I do...

Well, this is a huge coincidence. Now, it would seem today is your lucky day, as thanks to my great generosity and...aptitude for conserving energy, I am willing to let you make the thread.

...Yay!

Yay! Thanks! Otherwise I'd have to use the killing knife! I MEAN! Uh... <_<

I'll have it up by next week. I'll PM you and you'll be the first to know.

The pleasure is all mine. Pleasure of gutting you like a- Haha, brilliant! >.>
Lets hope it takes off like an underweight man with explosive diarrhoea!

... That's an image that's gonna haunt me through out the rest of the day. o____o

I was thinking of adding a new challenge to it, too. Just to make it interesting. If you can, record a conversation with someone else. With their okay, of course. I figure that speaking in front of a camera would sound different than speaking with a friend or something. What do you think?

Sorry about that.

Oooh, that's a great idea. Good thing you're doing it instead of me.

Damn straight it is!

Figure I gotta shake things up a little if we're gonna do things again. Otherwise it'd be repetitive and folk's would just post in the older threads. Gotta set shit apart from others.

Got any other ideas, though?

Perhaps give an opportunity to show off any accents we can do? That'd be fun.

We could try, but that'd end up in many Americans doing obnoxiously fake English accents. Won't end well, that's for sure. :S

Also, we're derailing.

Oooh, hadn't thought of that. That would be awful. D:
Shame...

Ssssh, maybe nobody'll notice. >.>

 

[Aerosteam]

Also, we're derailing.

Oooh, hadn't thought of that. That would be awful. D:
Shame...

Ssssh, maybe nobody'll notice. >.>

As long as my thread keeps on getting bumped I'm happy. XD

Keep talking... keep feeding those stats... Maybe Daystar will reach 100 mentions. He'll reach Super Brosayan level 5 if he does.

You poor thing! Let me award you with the place of most devastated because no one remembers him.

 

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Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, aaaaand Justin Bieber. Yes, I clicked the damn button.