Name Preferences.

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Consuela.

Why not Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock?

Also, Butch Lez-bo, would her first name be "Butch" or is that her entire first name?

Nah entire first name.
Her full name would be Butch Lez-Bo Ultra-Dyke [My last Name].

Screw your princess! My gir would be Queen Consuela Banana-Hammock!

 

[Euryalus]

mostly because I just like the way they sound and I once had some good friends/relatives/relatives of friends that had the names.

You know a Butch Lez-bo?

Is It traditional? XD

-snip-

I'm not sure 2 is possible. Not only can kids be assholes, they're often very clever about it too!

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

mostly because I just like the way they sound and I once had some good friends/relatives/relatives of friends that had the names.

You know a Butch Lez-bo?

Is It traditional? XD

-snip-

I'm not sure 2 is possible. Not only can kids be assholes, they're often CLEVER about it too!

Yeah! Her father was named Butch, Her mother was Lezbeth and the mother's dead grandmother's maiden name was Bo.
Hence a rather unfortunate name

 

[AngloDoom]

Anything that isn't James.

Sorry for all your Jameses out there, but I've met many of your kind and every one of them may as well have been the same guy wearing different people's skins. Never trust a James!

My name is Joe, not even Joseph. Just...Joe.
It's like my parents wanted me to have aspirations of running a greasy American diner or becoming a fat mechanic. You'll never find an erotic romance novel with a male character named 'Joe', unless they're fixing Dr. Victor Lovemuscle's Ferrari.

 

[DANEgerous]

mostly because I just like the way they sound and I once had some good friends/relatives/relatives of friends that had the names.

You know a Butch Lez-bo?

Is It traditional? XD

-snip-

I'm not sure 2 is possible. Not only can kids be assholes, they're often CLEVER about it too!

Hey I got it from "Drew Peacock" Yeah if you think that sound good say it faster "Droopy cock" grand just grand that is the nick name my kid has because kids are dicks, clever dicks perhaps but still dicks.

Still why I love my name. Which I want to post but... paranoia. Still i get how to ***** slap any fuck that insults it. By the way parents if you find a way to verbally ***** slap a bully tell your kid and have him own that fucker. I did... often and my life is epic now, yeah partially due to hate the people that thought they ran shit in high school) but most are no talent pricks.

 

[Euryalus]

Hey I got it from "Drew Peacock" Yeah if you think that sound good say it faster "Droopy cock" grand just grand that is the nick name my kid has because kids are dicks, clever dicks perhaps but still dicks.

I got A LOT of shit for my name when I was in school. I don't even know how they managed half of them since my name isn't obvious insult material, but they found a way. XD

 

[EMWISE94]

Seeing as how I'm a closet lunatic, I'd name my child something extreme!

Boy: Scythe! because its sounds intimidating, picture yourself calling him for back in hairy situation. plus it sounds cool! Other candidates include: Pyro, Blitz, Sage, Roll, Zenith... uh.. got nothing else.

Girl: Glaive, Ember, Pyra, Terra, Kritikal (with a "K"... 2 of em!), Sentry, Wave... amongst others.

This post should be evidence enough that I'm not fit for parenthood, but hey, at least their not as bad as "Audio Science"

Captcha: all growns up. Not me though!

 

[DANEgerous]

Hey I got it from "Drew Peacock" Yeah if you think that sound good say it faster "Droopy cock" grand just grand that is the nick name my kid has because kids are dicks, clever dicks perhaps but still dicks.

I got A LOT of shit for my name when I was in school. I don't even know how they managed half of them since my name isn't obvious insult material, but they found a way. XD

I can relate I mean how do you make "Dane" in to a bad name... apparently you change it to Drain and ask if he is a Buddhist... Because reasons.


None Worked, but they tried a lot and i just laughed that shit off. And that made them mad an made me a winner!

 

[Artina89]

I have always loved the name Benedict for a boy, and for a girl I really like Alexandra. As for middle names, I would probably go for Richard and Lily. I don't really like my own name that much (it's Gemma) but it gets abbreviated to Gem which I prefer.

 

[King of Asgaard]

You want to know my name?
Well...

Spoiler

Seriously though, my name's Grech.

Allan Grech,

Spoiler

which I like for two reasons, the first being that it's rather uncommon, and the second being because it means rock/stone, handsome, fair, harmony or noble.

As for names I like, seeing as I

hate kids and think they're poop smelling banshee demons

I've never really thought about it.
I suppose Kain works for a boy and Jade for a girl, but this is just what first came to mind after maybe a minute of thinking about it.

 

[Matt Dellar]

I've always liked names that are pretty or cool, but not fantasy-level "pretty" or "cool" (in quotes because a lot of "creative" fantasy names are kind of dumb). For example, for girls, Naomi, Kasey, Kitty, or Shannon. Or on the boys' side, Ryan, Luke, Sam, Isaac, or Garrett.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

My girlfriend recently showed me some wedding photos of her friends. As she was pointing out each of the wedding's participants photo, she was telling me their name. When she got to the youngest child of the bride, she told me her name was Journey.

That is so fantastic I'm sick to death that i didn't think of it when my X-wife was expecting our first child. I almost wish I was inclined to have another child just so I could steal the name. But I digress...

 

[Colour Scientist]

My name is Joe, not even Joseph. Just...Joe.

So, on all of your official documents it's just Joe?
That's really unusual.

Fuck the names "Joe", by the way. No offense to anybody with one or more of those names, its just that they've been ruined forever for me personally due to gigantic assholes.

Awkward.

 

[HoneyVision]

My name is Joseph and I love it.

I've always been quite thankful to my parents for giving us all Hebrew names so that they're all readily translatable into any language.

For girls I like Diana, Mariah, Lydia, Carmen.

 

[Caiphus]

I'd almost certainly give my kids boring names. At least two syllables, because my last name is super short. And also dumb.

Perhaps Stephen (after my dad) for a boy. Sarah or Jessica for a girl, maybe.

Oh, who am I fooling? I'm not having kids. Smelly, loud things. Blegh.

Edit: Oh, and I like my name just fine. My last name caused a little bit of teasing when I was younger. But whose didn't, amirite??

*cries*

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It's Richard Lobb, btw