Name the one person you wish worked at The Escapist!

[Pilkingtube]

So if there was one person that you wish worked at The Escapist, who would it be and why?

This can be any person, living or dead. They have to be a real person though, no game characters.
They can be from any field, from science to celebrity.

Say why you want them to work at The Escapist too!

My vote would be for Jeff Green, former EIC of CGW, GFW, 1UP.com, EA.com, now of Popcap.
My why would be because he loves to produce editorial content, he's been in the field for around 20 years, and he always makes the company he works for produce a podcast (I would LOVE a podcast from The Escapist!).

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Uh...me?

I hate my job since it fell under new management. This guy, he's a joke...the kind of joke that noone is laughing at, the kind of joke that you want to strangle so it'll stop inflicting it's vile nature upon people.

Give me a job, Escapist. Not because I'm talented, but because I'm worried that the motivations behind foreseeable actions might be pondered over and scrutinised on the 9 o'clock news.

 

[Timotei]

W.T. Snacks on the mod team.

Just tell him what we don't want and just let him loose. Suddenly that terrible case of the Cancer That Is Killing E gets some well needed chemo. Right up until he goes batshit, and then we can just boot his ass. But by then our bigger problem will be solved.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Well to be honest I wished some of the posters round here worked for The Escapist. I ,for one, would love to see BonsaiK give reviews about gaming soundtracks or articles by Simulord. To answer in the way OP intended hoever I'm going to say Tim Schafer.

 

[Glamorgan]

Oooooh! Well, I sure would be a valuable contribution.
Nudge nudge

Failing that, Bill Murray.
That man is like a god to me.

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.
Why? Because... everybody now... he's the Goddamn Batman!

 

[Timotei]

Suddenly that terrible case of the Cancer That Is Killing E gets some well needed chemo.

I didn't know mods could ban other mods.

I'm quite sure Archon, or any other staff member is perfectly capable of taking away mod privileges.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Me. and perhaps a Max plushy.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Colin Mochrie. This site needs more humor and funny business.

 

[Pilkingtube]

One word: Batman.
Why? Because... everybody now... he's the Goddamn Batman!

To quote myself (Yes, I actually will do that)

They have to be a real person though, no game characters.

Maybe go for the guy that played him? or like.. George Clooney or something

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.
Why? Because... everybody now... he's the Goddamn Batman!

To quote myself (Yes, I actually will do that)

They have to be a real person though, no game characters.

Maybe go for the guy that played him? or like.. George Clooney or something

Ha ha ha! Listen to the funny man who thinks Batman is not real!

 

[underattack86]

Hire Nolan North, that guy just doesn't get enough work.

 

[SimuLord]

Well to be honest I wished some of the posters round here worked for The Escapist. I ,for one, would love to see BonsaiK give reviews about gaming soundtracks or articles by Simulord. To answer in the way OP intended hoever I'm going to say Tim Schafer.

Listen to this man, for he speaks wisdom. I'd drop everything and move to Durham in a heartbeat if The Escapist offered me a job.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Una Persson.
Oh wait, you said person, not Persson...
Oh well, I stand by that choice, or Oswald Bastable <3

W.T. Snacks on the mod team.

Just tell him what we don't want and just let him loose. Suddenly that terrible case of the Cancer That Is Killing E gets some well needed chemo. Right up until he goes batshit, and then we can just boot his ass. But by then our bigger problem will be solved.

We have a bigger problem than a crazy mod? D:
Hmmm... I guess I see what you mean...

 

[Samwise137]

teh_pwnerer

 

[AlexLoxate]

William Wallace or Jeff Gerstmann

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Sean Plott (Day[9])
Well, maybe not, because he'd have less time for his dailies...
Unless he'd be getting paid for making the dailies...