Name the one person you wish worked at The Escapist!

[Pilkingtube]

Brian Blessed. Nuff' said

I'm not quite sure The Escapist has a large enough deaf demographic.

On the up side, if one person was watching his video review of something, everybody within 200 meters will also hear what Brian Blessed thinks about the game.

Technically that would mean the escapist would have like 20x the number of 'listeners'

 

[Jazoni89]

Rob Swire.


1) He my personal Messiah.
2) He's sarcastic.
3) He'd make the Escapist a bit more stranger.

As in the Pendulum singer? or someone else?

 

[Nouw]

Morgan Freeman. Why? Because his voice would attract me to watch whatever video he posts!

 

[hawkeye52]

W.T. Snacks on the mod team.

Just tell him what we don't want and just let him loose. Suddenly that terrible case of the Cancer That Is Killing E gets some well needed chemo. Right up until he goes batshit, and then we can just boot his ass. But by then our bigger problem will be solved.

did he just get banned for this post?

anyway its time to go for the really generic answer and say chuck norris or maybe candlejack as he would quickly so-

 

[The Stonker]

Morgan Freeman.
Bruce Springsteen-For the lulz.
Felicia Day.
Baal
Beelzebub.
Tiamat.
and finally!
Me.

 

[Gahars]

Kenneth Bainbridge. I would love to see the take of an esteemed nuclear physicist on the video games industry, especially if he had a wacky sidekick pundit with him.

"Sega says that it sold over 2 million copies of its newest 3D Sonic the Hedgehog game in only one week, and is busy working on the sequel. Now we are all sons of bitches."
"Kenny, you are a card!"

I'd pay money for that.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Rob Swire.


1) He my personal Messiah.
2) He's sarcastic.
3) He'd make the Escapist a bit more stranger.

As in the Pendulum singer? or someone else?

Yeah, he's my freind on Facebook and he post stuff that can make my day sometimes, so I'd like to see him review a game or write an article of some sort.

 

[Mechsoap]

Nathan Fillion should work here.

/thread

 

[Spencer Petersen]

Not really one person, but if we had somewhat of a cross with Blistered Thumbs/TGWTG it would greatly expand the number of reviewer opinions and tastes.

 

[Aur0ra145]

teh_pwnerer

Definately. and ninja'd

 

[NightRavenGSA]

Me... Or Al Franken

 

[PleaseDele]

Rob Swire.


1) He my personal Messiah.
2) He's sarcastic.
3) He'd make the Escapist a bit more stranger.

Nathan Fillion should work here.

/thread

I second both. I'm really curious how both would fit in though. But I'd reckon it would be a worthy experiment.