Name the Portal 2 Robots

[Walkchalk]

PAT and SWAG.

Thats short for Portal Assisted Turret and Sphere With Awesome Gun.

Yeah I couldnt think of anything better for the blue one.

 

[ajofflight]

Sput and Nik.
*Cough* Russian space race *cough*

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

'Still' and 'Alive'

Just for the win.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Alpha and Omega
Batman and Robin
Por and Tal
Blue and Orange (but they are named the opposite of their actual color)
Cake and Pie
Teeny and Tiny

 

[tobi the good boy]

bob and bob 2.0

 

[Nedoras]

Mike and Ike. I'm eating some so it's the first thing that came to mind.

 

[DominicxD]

Tall n' ball.

EDIT: Ack, ninja'd

 

[Benmonkey7]

Isaac and Clark. Named after some sci-fi writers.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Hosed and Screwed.

(Cookie for reference)

 

[Josh123914]

steve and bob

 

[Redingold]

OT: I would name them after unreactive metals for e.g. Lithium and Argon

...

You're an idiot.

Lithium reacts and argon's not a metal.

 

[SnipErlite]

Alan and Nigel

 

[Dexiro]

BleepBloop and Destroyinator

 

[PrimoThePro]

Captain Majestic, and Simple Sensations.

 

[MarsProbe]

OT: I would name them after unreactive metals for e.g. Lithium and Argon

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You're an idiot.

Lithium reacts and argon's not a metal.

Oooh, burned! I hope ghii3's day job doesn't involve the handling of chemicals.

I'd personally like to call them Hack and Slash. No cookie for the reference I'm afraid, as you could just google it anyway...

 

[Crispee]

Boris and Dave.

Because why not? And Cookie for obvious reference also.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Mickey and Rose. Nickle for reference.

 

[IcyEvils]

Hasn't anyone said Tom & Jerry or Jekyll & Hyde? I'd go for those, or else two of the greatest idiots to ever grace Earth- Piers and Simon.

 

[Daffy F]

'Waffle' and 'Toaster'

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Named in honour of the names my friend gave the two pug dogs who live down the street from us: Winston and Blacky Chan. Those dogs bleed adoriblocity.