Name your fort.

[Raregolddragon]

My fort would be underground for starters.

But as for name it would be FT. I Dare You ************ to Get in Here!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Forts are for taliban.

That's rather a generalisation, seeing as we all have forts and hopefully are not of the taliban.

OT: I would call mine Ft. Abbreviation.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Then on the fifth day I arrived to find a group of other kids had gotten there first and smashed it

I never did like children... which is why I smash sandcastles... oh.

 

[uncle-ellis]

fort cake.

 

[BonerMacTittyPants]

Fortune

Hur hur.

 

[SebZero]

Fort Loot.

It's 11 floors with nothing but messages encouraging you to go on. Then you get to the last floor and find no treasure, then die of disappointment.

Moohoohahahahahah...

 

[Federalist92]

Fort Rock
Cos it would be one

 

[ZonerZ]

Fort Mudkipz. Do you liek?

 

[Teh Ty]

Teh Fort. I just love the Teh _______ Idea.

 

[LoH_Mobius]

Fort good-enough

made for amusing non-one-sided battles
yet i still will not lose

 

[hopeneverdies]

Fort Absolute Safety

Whatever is inside it is protected from what's outside and vice versa.

 

[Zeraki]

Fort Pencil, because Fort Ticondiroga was already taken.

 

[Concon141]

Fort Osterlitz, with an army of nazi dog soldiers... German shephards ofcourse

 

[ZonerZ]

Fort Chuck Norris's Beard

 

[War Penguin]

Fort eh-win.
/bad pun

Damn. Beaten to it. You are a worthy competitor, random person from the internet. A worthy competitor indeed.

Anyway, Fort Penguin is my fort name. Do I need to explain why?

 

[HotShooter]

Fort Yee-Fuckin'-HA!!!!
It insites terror in the hearts of men. At least men afraid of cowboys.

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

Fort Jonquil

 

[Gaderael]

Fort He's A Jolly Good Fellow? Perhaps, Fort Eh Horde (or Eh Alliance). How about Fort Une Cookie? Oh Fort Una? Fort Score and Seven Years Ago?

 

[ZonerZ]

Fort He's A Jolly Good Fellow? Perhaps, Fort Eh Horde (or Eh Alliance). How about Fort Une Cookie? Oh Fort Una? Fort Score and Seven Years Ago?

...oh god...make it stop...please, MAKE THE PUNS STOP!!!

lol @ fort eh horde