Name your ship

Recommended Videos

Sonnythemobster

New member
Jul 9, 2008
29
0
0
I'm gonna have to go with some kinda of awesome steam-punk ish type of nautical vessel. about the size of a PT boat so i could have really good maneuverability. and it would just have one dual mini-gun turret on the top. and it would be named "Red Tide" because of the reddish copper color that goes with everything steam-punk
 

Vic Sage

New member
Aug 6, 2008
56
0
0
i have no originality, mine would be a firefly class space shuttle, and i would christen her, Serenity, yes i am a geek
 

Becoming Insane

New member
Jun 18, 2008
177
0
0
For some reason, I always imagine myself in some slick-black starcraft reminiscent of the Empirial Shuttle in Star Wars, Episode 1, except it would seat only one (me), have minimal weaponry, moderate shielding, brown faux-suede upholstery, and a really cool-looking (and efficient) warp drive. With go-faster-stripes. I'd call it... Espionage
 

Zombie_King

New member
May 26, 2008
547
0
0
My ship would be the Infinite Discovery, a city-sized Titan class spaceship. It would have a dock that could house 100 small starships. In terms of weapons, it'd have dozens of plasma cannons, MACs(Magnetic Accelerator Cannons), four Orion nuclear missiles with a payload of 2500 megatons each (equivalent of a small asteroid), a dozen smaller Avalon nukes with multiple warheads, and a self-destruct mechanism that would yeild an explosion the size of Earth's moon. For defense, it would have invisiblity, hyperdrive, 1000's of EMP charges placed strategically on the ship's underbelly and sides, and enough armor to withstand a crash into Earth, with titanium alloys as thick as 30 meters in some places. There would be energy shields on every inch of the ship (except the cannons and missile chambers when they were open). It wouldn't have the most powerful engines because of the hyperdrive capability, but when would the Infinite Discovery every need to run away? A population of at least a million would live and work in the Infinite Discovery, and we would travel from planet to planet, moon to moon, galaxy to galaxy searching for life and resources.

Let me specify about my Orion nukes. They would not use their own propulsion to be shot at the target. Several specifically placed pulses of energy would sent them hurtling at a target. Since they would have to be in Earth's atmosphere to explode, they would first bore into the target's shell, and then explode. But let's say you have energy shields? The Orions are as big as a house, and come equipped with several hundred small EMPs. Once the Orion's inside, it'd explode. If you're in the ship, you have no chance. All the oxygen would be lit on fire (if it wasn't sucked out into space when the Orion peirced the ship's armor) and the ship would get shelled. All the systems and people would die, but the explosion couldn't completely destroy the whole hull (depending on how big your ship is). If I may make a comparison - imagine you're in a heavily-armored truck. Explosions on the outside couldn't damage you, but someone drills a hole into your door and drops a grenade into your cabin. Multiply the force of the grenade by about a billion and the size of the truck by about a quadrillion and it fits nicely. The smaller Avalons work the same way, but the one's on my ship are modified. They basically work the same way, except, of course, that they're smaller, and they don't drill into your ship. Once the Avalon's in range, it releases the modified warhead. Each is equipped with an EMP charge, and each attaches to a structurally critical part of ship, blowing the armor to shreds. Let me digress for a second. If I actually had to use the Orions or Avalons, I'm already in deep trouble. That means my MACs and plasma cannons haven't destroyed you. It probably means you're a worthy opponent.

Just thought of something! When my Orion missiles get within 1000 meters of your ship, they would be programmed to automatically hack your ship's sound systems and play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony out of all of the speakers. Mwahahaha!
 

ThaBenMan

Mandalorian Buddha
Mar 6, 2008
3,682
0
0
The Lady of Majuaan - a small, old, battered starfreighter. She has a crew of 7 (a lucky number, her Captain maintains). They're an honest, hardworking bunch, hauling freight and the occasional few passengers anywhere from Geldoro to Viisel Prime. It's a hard life with few rewards, but they're all born spacers and wouldn't dream of ever setting root on any world. And besides, the Captain can feel it on the solar winds... something big is about to happen...
 

Excelcior

New member
Aug 10, 2008
90
0
0
The Twilight: A gigantic sky-fortress, enough cannons and lasers to take out a average-sized fleet in 30 seconds, having at least three of every vital part, such as engines, and requiring no more than a total of one crew member.
Oh, and some huge super weapon to 'edit' a planet's surface, not destroy the planet. That would be stupid, what value has winning if you can't rub it in someone's face?
 

Stalington

New member
Apr 4, 2008
162
0
0
The Anastasia, a steampunk paddleship that is in bad need of repair and is made mostly of scraps parts, also I live on it

also: kudos for originality of thread (not sarcasm)
 

nick_knack

New member
Jul 16, 2008
341
0
0
PedroSteckecilo said:
Hellion25 said:
I was going to be stupid and say The Better than Superman etc etc ship like in Family Guy but I won't.

Hmm thinking about it I'd probably call it something like The Destroyer and it would be a small single person canoe with a BB Gun as its main cannon.
You'd be the pride of the Canadian Navy.
EDIT: WOW people are posting FAST!

Bwuhaahahahahahahaa...


A huge cargo ship called the "Infinite Hypocrisy" Outfitted with all the best countermeasures and defensive weapons (Phalanx etc..) With luxury suites for my crew of mercenaries and I, six helipads, and a hold filled with modern weaponry. From which to run my arms dealing empire where I sell guns to BOTH sides!
 

rottenbutter

New member
Aug 5, 2008
1,607
0
0
My ship would be the size of an air-craft carrier with a huge F-ing lazer cannon (almost as long as the ship) mounted on it.

It would simply be called "The Uh Oh".