Name your ship

[the monopoly guy]

the U.S.S. Mingebag and anyone with garry's mod knows what that is. It will be a small catamaran armed with a 30mm cannon and a developers console

or the U.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S are you still reading this?

The U.S.S. Mr. Bubbles

Or, my favorite, the U.S.F. Fhrowned. If you know what that is then you win the internet, or at least I will tell you you have.

 

[Anarchemitis]

MAGICAL HOVERCRAFT

 

[Ultrajoe]

The... Dues ex Machi- machy-mache- fuck how do you spell that?

inspired by a friend i miss and possibly the greatest story he ever told, if not greatest ever told.

 

[Fire Daemon]

The... Dues ex Machi- machy-mache- fuck how do you spell that?

inspired by a friend i miss and possibly the greatest story he ever told, if not greatest ever told.

Deus Ex Machina?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

The S.S Clustermindfuck


The ship's weapons would be in controlling minds. And then insert random mindfuck into their heads and hammer it in there until they die.

Seriously we already have something that can turn brainwaves into commands, and then uses those commands in emotion-based algoithems that you can use to control stuff virtually. Seriously a guy played UT3 with it I just don't have a link..

http://www.businesspundit.com/playing-games-with-your-mind-neuroskys-brainwave-device-lets-users-move-objects-with-their-thoughts/

 

[Dance The Revolution]

S.S. Will You Marry Me, Cassandra - Sea Vessel or whatever

Lion's Rawr - Airship

Me and Your Mom - Space Vessel of Any Kind

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Ooh! Ooh! I have another one!

The HMS Spoonerism, with Yuck Foo cannons.

 

[shatnershaman]

Pillar of Autumn or Trafalgar (One for the games and one for the best ship in the whole fleet.)

 

[Lord Krunk]

A giant Mothership called "THE BROWN NOTE."

When it makes noises, it makes them in G, 4 octaves lower than Middle C.

 

[Lord Krunk]

MAGICAL HOVERCRAFT

I'm still waiting for that hovercraft. Stupid G-man and his lateness...

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Pillar of Autumn or Trafalgar (One for the games and one for the best ship in the whole fleet.)

Are you obsessed with halo? Seriously your creeping me out with your levels. Its like way far out there past clingy girlfreind..

 

[the monopoly guy]

MAGICAL HOVERCRAFT

I'm still waiting for that hovercraft. Stupid G-man and his lateness...

I heard he has a magical hovercraft too!
(Waaaaaaugh!)
Phbbtt! Bug in my mouth!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

It's bad enough that you flamed a moderator, but to then accuse me of being a Daily Mail reader? That I can't forgive.

Only three days for that Travesty. Why I must go back to reading the guardian I have been angered.

The Indepenent. All the way.

 

[SteinFaust]

Oh...Then you never heard of the infamous Yamato of Star Blazers ?!?

Edit: image link-> http://www.otal.umd.edu/~mgk/blog/yamato.jpg

LOL then it can blow up and crash in 2 hits like its namesake did
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/supership/last.html

 

[HerrBobo]

Torpedo Ram. Called the Thunderchild.

 

[Abako]

The Raftenheimer 2000. It exists. My best friend and I made it. Basically a raft that we put a barbeque, lawn chairs, and (in the works currently) golf tee on. For floating down rivers. Weighs in at over 800 lbs. Supports 6 passengers comfortably. Gets alot of eyes when you float down the river. People always declare it the "best they've seen all day". Currently working on transportation system for it. Heavy little thing.

DUDE! Me and my fraternity brothers have made something exactly like that for when we go rafting! It also has places to tie up other peoples rafts to the side so we can make a massive floatilla

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Pillar of Autumn or Trafalgar (One for the games and one for the best ship in the whole fleet.)

Are you obsessed with halo? Seriously your creeping me out with your levels. Its like way far out there past clingy girlfreind..

Knowning mostly everything about a universe that thus far has only ten works isn't bad at all.

If you want to know creepy know this. I met a guy playing Halo 3 who spent the entire match endlessly reciting what was apparently the scripts for the entire Doctor Who series from memory, as he claimed. Doctor Who has seven hundred and fifty one episodes!

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Mine would be a Super Star Destroyer named Titan and the escort would be two more Super Star destroyers named the Harbringer and Aquiteas along with a escort fleet of forty imperial II class Star Destroyers.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

It's bad enough that you flamed a moderator, but to then accuse me of being a Daily Mail reader? That I can't forgive.

Only three days for that Travesty. Why I must go back to reading the guardian I have been angered.

The Indepenent. All the way.

You simpleton. I shall go back to reading the guardian and scoffing at you.

 

[bad rider]

"The HMS Alec Reeves" operated by playing an oboe at a certain pitch.

Now the interesting part, it would have to be navigated by having someone track the captains movement on a map (3d or 2d, no 4d as it would be trippy)his brain waves would be measured via a helmet using MRI and PET scans.

These would be sent to the captain who would also wear a helmet however his would amplify the recorded measurements to match his neurological activity, provided that the map reader isn't distracted by nearby butterfly's all should go well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain#Electrophysiology See Methods of observation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Reeves

(I'm pretty sure someone else came up with a similar/more-or-less-the-same theory of navigation but i never got his name so .... i take full credit)