Name your weapon.

[FalloutJack]

Glock-17.

No reason, 'cept to cock it, say "Agent Guido says hello.", and fire.

It's cool like that.

 

[Pumbli]

"Egdrepfolk"

Yeah, that's it

 

[Neo Kojiro]

Excaliber XXIV.

 

[white_salad]

Gabriel.....mother fuckas!!!

 

[caster272]

either a rocket shooting pistol called "peashooter" or a spoon called "heart reaver"

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have a compound bow I call "Stormbow"

 

[Hookman]

A steel chair of course!
Or maybe just my own two fists! I'm so badass I named them!
This is Glenda and this is Pancake!
Anyone who gets that reference deserves a medal but probably wont get one unless they are incredibly lucky!

 

[EeveeElectro]

A shuriken called Bryan.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Sasha. "It fires $200 custom cartridges and ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."

 

[tustin2121]

Hey, I've seen this topic before!

My weapon is the Keyblade! No locked door can withstand me, and it does magic!

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Battleaxe.

 

[Arsen]

Roland Deschain's Excalibur smelted hand cannon. Both of 'em.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

The passion fruit... no, no wait: A pointed stick.

I liked the double raptor, where'd you get that thing from?

 

[dalek sec]

The bucket and the beast.

 

[llewgriff]

George the slightly racist toucan. His beak is as deadly as his anti bird racsim. Don't worry since we met I got him to dail down the racsim. Also does an animal count as a weapon beacuse if not george the beggar sword with a DPS of 800000000000000000000000000000000.

 

[Adam West]

I choose Sasha the scooter from scrubs only with spikes on the wheels.

 

[rottenbutter]

I call it: "The Super-Cool-Awesomerific-Mega-Techno-Death Cannon 9000", but most people just call it: "OH SHI-"

 

[bodyklok]

Twin flamethrower-miniguns, that's just their NAME.

 

[WheresMyCow]

A cow that shoots lazers from its eyes!
See avatar for picture. (Still haven't figured out how to post pictures yet...)