Name your weapon.

[Davey Woo]

I name my weapon.
THE FISTS OF FLAMING GEEK DEATH

Yea...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I am going to use my "Operation - Fuck Gun Mk.II". Seriously, don't *Fuck* with this gun.

 

[Terror_666]

My Swedish made Poking-stick.

 

[ace_of_something]

Meathook a very interesting weapon i had in D&D

 

[nathan-dts]

The Banhammer. I would wield so much power.

 

[genetatortoise]

the clamps!!!

 

[oddball121]

Billy the hammer of uncertain survivability, or maybe the sword of 70% probability from LFG.

 

[Echo42]

the stoppable force 8)

 

[Dramatic Flare]

The Banhammer. I would wield so much power.

I'm sorry, but I jsut laughed my ass off.
"You can no longer exist on this plane of reality. You've been deemed too stupid." And then you swing it and it says "BAN!" in a really deep voice when it strikes.
Sounds like a slightly amusing web comic.

 

[samsprinkle]

Spoiler: I choose a bear

I prefer the double raptor!

Spoiler

Where do you find these comics!? They are win! oh! as for my favored weapon...FLUFFY DESTROYER OF WORLDS! http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fluffy+destoyer+of+worlds&gbv=2

 

[samsprinkle]

The Banhammer. I would wield so much power.

The fabled Banhammer! I once met a man who had seen someone get struck by the weapon. He had gone mad. No longer having an internet purpose he wandered.

 

[Sombra Negra]

A minigun called Sasha. Yes, it's been done, but I'm on a TF2 high today.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Mine needs no name aside from

the RPG M1B Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw

http://tomcat.ranta.info/extra-img/20061019_1161287593118-full.jpg

 

[nathan-dts]

The Banhammer. I would wield so much power.

I'm sorry, but I jsut laughed my ass off.
"You can no longer exist on this plane of reality. You've been deemed too stupid." And then you swing it and it says "BAN!" in a really deep voice when it strikes.
Sounds like a slightly amusing web comic.

Well thankyou. Unfortunately I can't draw to save my life.

 

[KaptenZom]

THE ADAMANTINE SACK FULL OF POWER DOORKNOBS

 

[Mr_Powers]

The Kadaverific Koolaid Kannon

Lots and Lots of red stains that will never come out.

Also I could be like the military and abbreviate it to...wait, on second thought never mind.

 

[Superpuff]

A cloning machine and Michale Jackson and a self destruct button for my army just in case
and if not that a bible it big heavy and would leave a hell of a paper cut

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I would call my weapon: Gorgeous Georgina.
That or B.E.A.R., [Bludgeon, Eradicate, Annihilate, (then) Ransack]

 

[john-spartan117]

I call the infinite power of insanity and i call her sheila. end of story

 

[rekabdarb]

Guts, because the original Guts is a total fucking badass