Names you just can't keep a straight face to

[Patrick Buck]

New age-y kinda names, like "Sapphire". Plus names like "Hope" and "Faith".

Ashley too. Becuase it's my Dad's name, and whenever someone says it, I whisper "Ashley's a girls name".
He's getting pretty annoyed.

 

[smithy_2045]

I knew someone whose name apparently translated into some language as "soap".

Also, Steele Sidebottom.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Topical answer: Warfighter
Pahahahaha.....

That is worst name someone could inflict on their child.

As far as I know there is a pair of idiots that named their son Dovaahkin following TES5 advertisement campaign

at least he got named after something good. still that sucks. Warfighter's still worse though.

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Clark. Now, don't get me wrong, but really... Back when Clark Gable was the bee's knees, people in Sweden named their kids this. Only they didn't quite get the pronunciation, so... Slark, basically. TRY saying that with a straight face.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Jonny English. That's the actual name of one of my friends.

Ooh, the mayor of London's full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. That one gives me hours of enjoyment.

 

[N3squ1ck]

Most of the Rapper names, especially German ones:
Bushido, Sido, Massiv, B-Tight

 

[Fnuff]

Albert Broccoli.

 

[DustyLion]

Mike Hunt (Only kidding mostly....)

Probably the worst was Mary Juan. Missed it by an a.

 

[Stasisesque]

My boyfriend is half Ukrainian. His surname is ridiculous (I'm not going to mention it for it is unbelievably rare) and I am constantly mocking it/him for it. To make matters worse, it's a made up surname. We've been so far unsuccessful in finding out what its original spelling is, but it'll be even harder to pronounce.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?Dick?, for obvious reasons. Hope and Faith, because they just sound like those stereotypically American religious names that just sound silly when you call them out (e.g. ?Oh, Hope? Have you seen Faith? I need Faith right now!?). Charity and Candy, because they sound like stripper names. Chad and Chip, because they sound like stereotypical jock-douchebag names. The British politician ?Ed Balls? because?his surname is ?balls?. And "Boris", because whenever I hear it, I always imagine a portly, upper-class gentleman who's at least in his forties.

And then there are the guys that happen to have traditional female names, like ?Tracy?, ?Hilary?, and ?Jodie?.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I know a six year old girl named Rihanna... nuff said

Except that Rihanna is an Arabic name.

 

[direkiller]

Hope, Charity, Candy.

You know, stripper names

[sub]Apologies if you happen to have one of those names, I'm sure you work very hard for your money [/sub]

[sub][sub]Okay, very sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone.[/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Yes I do.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub]No I don't.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

I have a worse one
Storm Breeze
Talk about parents limiting your carrier options

Storm Breeze...

Surely that's an oxymoron?

I have no doubt Oxycontin and a moron were involved
that's close enough?

 

[Ingjald]

Not a real person, but Arcanum features the old-fashioned master-at-arms with the name Herkemer Oggdoddler, a name that I to this day can't make up my mind if it's incredibly silly, or incredibly awesome.

 

[smithy_2045]

I have a friend called Eileen. I have so far refrained from telling her that no person under the age of 80 should have that name.

Surely that results in numerous jokes relating to

 

[JoJo]

I know a six year old girl named Rihanna... nuff said

Except that Rihanna is an Arabic name.

Except she's white and blond, and almost certainly named after the singer, which is why I find it funny, even if it is a actual name in certain cultures.

 

[omicron1]

If I ever meet someone named Urist Mc(anything), I shall laugh hysterically.

In real life? Knew a poor fellow by the name of Nathan Cumming.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Ashley.
THASSAGIRLS NAME
AHHAHAHAH.
sorry.

This thread seems to have piqued the interest of Mr. Riot.

On topic: Any name which is spelled incorrectly in an attempt to appear unique.
Example: "Kaitlyn".

 

[Yokillernick]

Girls that have names related to gems or precious metals e.g. Sapphire, Ruby, Gold. That's not what makes me laugh though. The thing is that all of these girls as just.. well they're not the prettiest ones y'know. So I just can't keep a straight face.

 

[Drago-Morph]

I knew a guy named William Richard Johnson Jr.

He has four euphemisms for "penis" as names.

I literally laughed so hard when I found this out, a bit of blood came out of my mouth.