Naming my Metal Band

[Iron Criterion]

Bat Child Found In Cave

Priest Molester

Epic names!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Gates of Divinity. just sounds pretty good.

or 5 minutes to midnight if A) it is not taken by some other band and B)you are taking suggestions.

 

[Plurralbles]

coastal warning. Because then you could have a shark mascot and throw severed arms into the crowd.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Gates of Divinity. just sounds pretty good.

or 5 minutes to midnight if A) it is not taken by some other band and B)you are taking suggestions.

I am taking suggestions but that sounds like we would be an Iron Maiden tribute

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Lucifer's Dirge.

If you don't know what a dirge is, I suggest you look it up. Then disagree with me.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Lucifer's Dirge.

If you don't know what a dirge is, I suggest you look it up. Then disagree with me.

Its a song of mourning.

 

[zehydra]

How about... Shrimblzfsdz?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Lucifer's Dirge.

If you don't know what a dirge is, I suggest you look it up. Then disagree with me.

Its a song of mourning.

That was kind of aimed at everyone else, but yeah...good dog!

 

[Dyp100]

Nuclear Prophecy sounds kinda cool.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Rape the Puppies

/thread

 

[Iron Criterion]

Rape the Puppies

/thread

I don't want to draw attention to my after hours activities.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Firmly Clench Scrote

 

[LornMind]

This is a band that makes music

 

[Apathetic_cynicism]

Iron-clad
Short and very METAL AND BRUTAL!

 

[kalakashi]

Coastal Warning all the way

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Jormungandr.

 

[Montydew]

how about "trial by flame"

 

[zen5887]

How about...

"Generic Metal band who adds nothing new or exciting to music"

or

"Blood fist"

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

"Satan's Loinspawn"

"Death by Consummation"

"The Itchy Scrotums"

"The Itchy Scrotums from Hell's Province"

"Power Pick"

"Zombie Mash"

"Heralds Of Apocolypse"

"Dude? Where's My Face?!?!"

"The Carps of Oblivion"

This is just a starter! (I'm totally going to do some more in the morning!)

 

[Sir Kemper]

Mr.Huggles and the Kitten Krew?

Sorry, sorry i couden't help it.