Nasty Things

[ethaninja]

Ok so I've finally snapped. My brother has pushed me over the edge. Him being older and bigger, he tends to push me around a lot. It's time for some payback. He's one to use his computer. For things like internet, games (sometimes), movies and music. So I know if I target that (since I obviously wouldn't fair in a fist fight) I could screw him over pretty bad.

I want to do some shit to his computer. So far I've just written up a batchfile to replace his Firefox exe with mine that will keep opening itself forever until he runs out of memory. He's not a computer savvy person so he wouldn't be able to fix any of this.

Also, I'm planning on doing is disabling his devices through device manager.


I call to aid my fellow bretheren of The Escapist for help. Reinforcments if you will.
Anything else I could do to make this sibling rivalry much much sweeter?

EDIT: Hmm it seems people now like the jocks and aren't in the mood for a little fun anymore. Oh well.

 

[Jedamethis]

Plenty of lists of things you can do through a quick Google search hmm?

 

[ethaninja]

I would just open the case and steal the RAM. Simple, but effective.

Yes but that would leave physicial evidence that someone has actually "done" something to him.

 

[ethaninja]

Plenty of lists of things you can do through a quick Google search hmm?

Just tried googling on how to improve my batch file but, I think that would be bad enough. Also, wasn't sure what to keyword.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Good on you

But as far as I've seen, when people bring petty fights to The Escapist, there's a mixed response of whether people want to help someone in a fight like this, generally leaning towards "this isn't our problem".
EDIT: That's also my view, as well as what Pirate Kitty said:

Or try not becoming the thing you hate?

Just a thought.

 

[minimacker]

This will only result in a boot to the head.

And/or your parents getting mad at you for fucking stuff over.

 

[TheZapper]

Set his computer on fire.

I'm not the most tech-savvy person, as you can see.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Instead of just having it open over and over until he runs out of memory, get it to open up to something like 2 girls, 1 cup over and over until it crashes.

Also, since he's bigger and stronger than you, make sure to come back on here and ***** and moan so I can laugh at you when he's kicked your arse.

 

[Engarde]

You can always just do the obvious horrible trolling moves. Delete system thirty two and whatnot. Though, as Fargo said, stealing the ram is hilarious. It happened to a friend once when he sent his computer away to be repaired, and he got it back sans ram. He mantains that the ram was not corrupted and fine, and they are greedy bastards.

 

[JoJo]

That's pretty immature, remember that "before you set off on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Just a little food for thought.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Ahem: LOIC. DoS him from afar.

 

[Nouw]

Or try not becoming the thing you hate?

Just a thought.

Compassion is for the weak!

Ahem, just install a few super-viruses and tons of useless programs. Or make all the pictures from Dramatica pop up upon start up.

 

[Jedamethis]

Plenty of lists of things you can do through a quick Google search hmm?

Just tried googling on how to improve my batch file but, I think that would be bad enough. Also, wasn't sure what to keyword.

Hmm, good point. Sorry.
I'll try and find you something.

 

[ethaninja]

Or try not becoming the thing you hate?

Just a thought.

Compassion is for the weak!

Ahem, just install a few super-viruses and tons of useless programs.

There is a thought Viruses I wouldn't be able to do, but installing a load of uslses programs in a hidden folder or something. Clog up his C drive

 

[Jackalb]

Murder him and the rest of your family.

 

[Nouw]

Or try not becoming the thing you hate?

Just a thought.

Compassion is for the weak!

Ahem, just install a few super-viruses and tons of useless programs.

There is a thought Viruses I wouldn't be able to do, but installing a load of uslses programs in a hidden folder or something. Clog up his C drive

Or something simpler would be to turn off his firewall and delete all anti-viruses.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

This is entirely the wrong way to go about sibling rivalry. What you need, sir, is a training montage. Cheesy '80s power ballads, lots of scene changes, and a general impression that you're getting stronger over the course of it.

Then a climactic fight is needed at the end, as you show that all of your training has paid off. Who wins isn't important, it just needs to be close, and have both competitors learn something about life in the process.

 

[Mechsoap]

Mix some plugs in his computer, don't know the effect but i think he will hardly find out agian how to plug all the things back in.

(im talking about the plugs that connect the motherboard to stuff, not the electrical plug)