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Synek

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Put a shutdown exe in the autostart folder that should work for a while until he figures out
how to start in safe mode.
 

Sethzard

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Do something that you can easily fix and can't be traced back to you. That will allow you to act all smug, and win some brownie points with him. Also, try and rig it so it opens up porn every 20 mins and hopefully your parents will walk in at the right time.
 

ethaninja

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sethzard said:
Do something that you can easily fix and can't be traced back to you. That will allow you to act all smug, and win some brownie points with him. Also, try and rig it so it opens up porn every 20 mins and hopefully your parents will walk in at the right time.
Gay porn >.<
 

Sethzard

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ethaninja said:
sethzard said:
Do something that you can easily fix and can't be traced back to you. That will allow you to act all smug, and win some brownie points with him. Also, try and rig it so it opens up porn every 20 mins and hopefully your parents will walk in at the right time.
Gay porn >.<
If your parents think he's straight then perfect
 

TilMorrow

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Shortcut shutdown to the enter key so that whenever he presses it his computer shuts down. Or just steal the wire from his cpu to the plug, if he can't turn it on then it can't be used, then hide the wire with your parents.
 

HT_Black

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One tiny modification: whenever the window opens, have it open to the "Offended" page.

You mad bastard.
 

7moreDead_v1legacy

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FargoDog said:
I would just open the case and steal the RAM. Simple, but effective.
Ninja'd on the first post...I hate it when this happens.

Um...

Plan B...If it's running ide change the jumpers on the drives.

Plan C...Disable the GFX card and set it to onboard.
 

rokkolpo

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Pirate Kitty said:
Or try not becoming the thing you hate?

Just a thought.
It's his brother.
Brother's are allowed to screw each other over.
It's the LAW.

(and revenge is sweeeet)
 

GrinningManiac

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Stollos said:
My favourite thing to say to him when I want him to leave me the fuck alone is, "If I have to ask you again, it'll be with my fists".
I like to tell mine "Oh, grow up!!"

Considering he's just getting into full-blown puberty, and is therefore completley paranoid about how everyone views him and how his actions are interpreted, he gets really assy about this.

The hilarious thing is that whenever we get into an argument now, he tries the EXACT same line on ME. And then I get to launch into my "you're an unimaginative copycat who either thinks I'm so cool that you have to copy me or you're so dumb you don't even realise you HAVE copied me" rant.

It's hilarious how the two people he "hates" (as in teenager 'hate' (ticked off), not actual hate) are me and our mum, but he's almost IDENTICAL to mum and he's always trying to make himself look better than me (I'm not saying I am better, but he spends half his time telling me how he dosen't care what I think/do, but the OTHER half trying to best me)
 

GrinningManiac

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captaincabbage said:
1: Go to 4chan
2: Ask for help
3: ???????
$: PROFIT!!!!
Dude, that would be like making a deal with the Devil, 'cept the Devil traditionally keeps his end of the bargin.

4Chan would probably give him something that killed his dog and gave HIM herpes
 

captaincabbage

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GrinningManiac said:
captaincabbage said:
1: Go to 4chan
2: Ask for help
3: ???????
$: PROFIT!!!!
Dude, that would be like making a deal with the Devil, 'cept the Devil traditionally keeps his end of the bargin.

4Chan would probably give him something that killed his dog and gave HIM herpes
What do you mean like?
 

Dags90

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Zeeky_Santos said:
You've clearly never been the younger brother in this kind of relationship before, either that or you are the one in a billion younger brother that didn't get screwed over (and then later in live have profound respect and admiration for your older peer).
I'm a younger brother and I think retaliation and resulting escalation is stupid as hell. The OP should just stop playing the game if he doesn't like it, not continue contributing to it and then come moaning to us when he's down one.
 

laststandman

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I am a younger brother. If it's because you two have conflicts of interest over things in the home, then try working around him. I would avoid any sort of action.
However, if he is clearly instigating, call him out on it. Explain that you have done nothing, and ask him to just leave you alone. Maturely tell him that he is being a nuisance. Ask him why he is doing whatever he is doing, and find flaws in his logic. That's what I would do. When you can do that, just tell him to go away in a way where he feels as if he has not gotten at you, and the only thing he is doing is making a fool of himself.