Nazis Vs Zombies: Who would you WANT to win?

[IamQ]

Zombies obviusly. If the nazis won, then I would feel bad for not knowing what their saying since I don't know german.

But if the zombies win on the other hand, I can feel good since nobody knows what the fuck they're saying.


Plus, it's easyer to chop a zombie to peices than a nazi.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Zombies - I'd rather attempt to survive a zombie apocalypse than be rounded up and sent to a concentration camp by other sentient humans (as opposed to eaten by brain dead monsters). Less hatred.

 

[SnipErlite]

I love how everyone keeps telling the OP that this kind of thread is banned


And then replies like normal

 

[Spirultima]

Nazi's owned Europe at one stage, Zombies only own parts of video gaming and in which case get their heads blown off.

You do the maths.

 

[hazabaza1]

Just nuke all the bastards. Problem solved.

 

[enzilewulf]

Nazis, I always wanted to see what it was like in WW2, then we could destroy the nazies (oo better Idea for the next MW, MW3, the return on the furhrun!!!!

 

[razer17]

Nazi's, obviously. We've shown we can kick their goose-stepping arses twice already and if the zombies win we'll have to deal with nazi zombies... and thats a whole load fuck right off.

1) When did you face the Nazi's twice? The nazi's were only present in one world war, considering the party didnt start till 1919, they year after the first world war.

2) The Nazi's stopped goosestepping shortly after the nuremberg rally, apart from in parades, and basically completely stopped it in 1940.

3) I can hardly call a six year war where millions of people died "Kicking ass", especially considering the germans could have won had they not concentrated more on the russian front.

Not that I'm supporting the Nazi's, they were deeply evil people, atleast the higher up were anyway. Im just kicking out misconceptions

OT: I would want the Nazi's. They are easier to kill and defeat. Plus if worst comes to worst and they won, I'd have a chance of survival, whilst with Zombies i wouldnt

 

[Sparrow]

Nazi's.

Nazi's can be reasoned with.

 

[Jaranja]

Nazi's, obviously. We've shown we can kick their goose-stepping arses twice already and if the zombies win we'll have to deal with nazi zombies... and thats a whole load fuck right off.

Zombie Nazis or Nazi Zombies?

Zombie Nazis are undead Nazis. Nazi Zombies are Zombies that have become Nazi's.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'll go with the Nazis because once the zombie threat is extinguished we can easily (by comparison anyway) take out the Nazi threat. They're just humans after all, not undead freaks.

 

[Timotei]

I'd simply give this guy a few clips of ammo and send him on vacation to Germany for a little while. Both problems solved and we don't have to deal with either side in the end.

 

[Canadaftw]

Zombies, zombies can't really control their actions, it's not their fault they're zombies but nazis are self aware and control their actions.

 

[wynnsora]

Nazis because...

1. They're human, which means the human race will survive.
2. Not all leaders are the same, there's a chance for them to lose their Nazism in the future.

And let's face it, which would you rather have? Go Heil a lot or have your flesh gnawed off by your grandmother after she turns?

On a side note my dad's Jewish so I don't want any, "You support Nazi's!" crap.

 

[stonethered]

I'd want C'thulu to win, after all he's always waiting in the shadows.

That happened faster than expected; but later than it could have.


And as one of the first posters said; Vs. threads are looked down on(possibly even banned though I'm not certain).



Nevertheless; Nazis. At least with Nazis you can revolt later; zombies just kill you outright.
Being tall, white, and blue eyed I don't see myself being a target for concentration camps. At least I would have time to plot my rebellion.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

That happened faster than expected; but later than it could have.

There I was hoping that post #3 would please our tentacled master, I'll try harder next time.

 

[Stranger of Sorts]

yeah didn't really know these threads were banned, I don't have time to trawl through the guide lines I just use common sense and sorry for offending any die hard bookies.

I love how everyone keeps telling the OP that this kind of thread is banned


And then replies like normal

Isn't it awesome!