Nazis Vs Zombies: Who would you WANT to win?

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funguy2121

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Trent Lott is a white supremacist.

I'd just like to take the opportunity to be impertinent in an obviously innane thread.

Also, zombies. The ending to any zombie movie with the slightest hint of political satire should tell you that's a common sentiment.

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userwhoquitthesite

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In a sense, this isnt a VS thread. The OP is asking which is the greater threat.

On the one hand, crazy germans with lots of power and determination, or a never stopping plauge of walking death.

Honestly i think the zombies would be the bigger threat after they won, because now they have DOUBLE the army.
 

ToastyTheCommie

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Rex Dark said:
D-Cypher said:
Nazi's, obviously. We've shown we can kick their goose-stepping arses twice already and if the zombies win we'll have to deal with nazi zombies... and thats a whole load fuck right off.
Twice? When was that? I only remember the one time in WW2...
perhaps he means the shortly lived, quickly ended, nazi party movement in the united states?
 

blindthrall

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Notice he said win, not who would you rather fight. So would you rather be eaten or live under the Fascist jackboot? Since I'm not Jewish, I'd prefer Nazis.
 

Fox1789

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Zombie Nazis! sorry love 'em both
i jizzed my pants when i saw Dod Sno

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EMFCRACKSHOT

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SteveBurger said:
But seriously, I think that, judging by how much the Nazis accomplished before American intervention in WW2
THE AMERICANS DID NOT BEAT THE NAZIS BY THEMSELVES. IT WAS THE RUSSIANS WHO BEAT THE NAZIS.
Sorry, but when people say things lke that it annoys me a lot.

And Zombies would win eventually. Just like they will when it finally happens.
 

Shoto Koto

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Nazis, they wouldn't have a problem with me. I'm not Jewish and I'm a member of the arian race or whatever it was (blonde hair, blue eyes. Just Google it.)
 

Wayward Sean

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I would like to prove Skarin wrong. Versus matches can be very thought provoking. So, here we go.

In terms of general fighting, I would say that the zombies would eventually win. Reasons you say? Nazis would operate as all teams operate...you look for what the enemy is wearing and don't shoot the guys wearing the same thing as you. But if your friend Nazi Ned is bitten by a zombie and stumbles up to you, you may not even blink. Zombies are harder to kill than Nazis. Bullets kill Nazis, but destruction of the brain only kills zombies. Therefore, gas chambers are ineffective against zombies, as are scare tactics. If any outside forces (come on, there are always outside forces) join the battle, then let's face it, everyone hates Nazis and zombies, so both teams will be attacked, but the Nazis will die easier. The Nazi army is made of a specific group of people. They don't recruit outside the "arian race" so their numbers are set. The zombie army is ever-growing. By-standers join, teammates join, and they just keep coming. Game, set, match...zombies win.

Now who do I want to win? Nazis. As much as I hate them like everyone else does, they are less of a global threat and can be dealt with easier. If the Nazis win, then we just have to go back and whoop them like in WWII. If the zombies win, it will spread like the disease it is, and the pandemic will eventually kill off mankind. That's a simple case of who you'd rather face in the dust trailing their epic battle.
 

GODoftheRIGOVERSE

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Well zombies would win but i would perfer Nazis because their easier to kill
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Ocelot GT

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nazis

why. because afterwards u could kill the nazis which we've done before.

cant kill zombies w/o UN or OFLC having a boo hoo about it
 

Abedeus

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Jaranja said:
Abedeus said:
D-Cypher said:
Nazi's, obviously. We've shown we can kick their goose-stepping arses twice already and if the zombies win we'll have to deal with nazi zombies... and thats a whole load fuck right off.
Zombie Nazis or Nazi Zombies?
Zombie Nazis are undead Nazis. Nazi Zombies are Zombies that have become Nazi's.
I think I ninjad you before you quoted me.
 

Wuvlycuddles

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Well one side is an evil bunch of rotting and remorseless brain eating murderers and the other guys are zombies.

So i'm gunna go with zombies.