Near death experience?

[HaircareForMen]

when i was like 7 years old my brother smacked me in the head with a shovel =D

 

[Sir Schmoopy of Epicness]

Well, when I was a little kid, I was at an indoor pool at a hotel. My brother and I were playing near the lazy river and all of a sudden I fell in (I could not swim at the time). Luckily my brother jumped in and saved me. To this day i still thank him for saving my life.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I was stomped on once by a BILLION people. Ok, maybe there was less than a billion, but in my book, when it comes to stomping, MORE THAN 0 IS A CROWD!. Didn't scar me, but let's just say I hate crowds even more now! I, just as Yahtzee, think of one thing when I am in a crowd: " Who left all this shit lying around?"

 

[Valkyira]

I crashed a motorbike into a tree and the force of it cracked my helmet in half. I had to have stitches and i fractured my skull.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Nearly got hit by a car, almost drowned at the age of 4, and took
a baseball bat to the head at 3 years old.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

I've nearly drowned twice.

Also when I was about 6 or so I was at the local swimming pool with my mum, I got out of the pool to take a whizz and I remember my mum telling me not to run to the bogs, but being the little bugger that I am, I decided to run like heck but after about 2 seconds of running I slipped and smashed my head open and then woke up in a hospital a few hours later.

Swimming pools seem to be out to get me.

 

[manicfoot]

Just drowning for me. Pretty boring huh? It was weird. At first I obviously panicked but after a few minutes I stopped struggling and just accepted that my time had come. I think I was around 10 when that happened.

 

[ConnorCool]

I was 1 foot away from a poisonous water mocasin. Scared the fuck out of me.

is this a type of snake or a shoe?

No offense but am I allowed to punch this guy in the face.

maybe you could answer the question, instead of being offensive.. just a thought