Need ideas for a talent.

[Brian Hendershot]

Okay, so here is the deal. My school is throwing a pageant for men called Mr. Ugly. It basically a high school pageant for future transexauls. Anyways, I decided to be in it. It's my senior year and I want to go out with a bang and win a giant fake check.


I already have my dresses (Japanese School girl and Geisha--yes I am asian, but not Japanese.

I already have a fake bio written. Now all I need is a talent. I can't think of anything super funny thats gonna beat my friends or that someone else isn't doing. So what I am asking is can the collective minds of the Escapist come together and help me win?

The only rule is it cannot be vulgar and has to be under two minutes.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Not Vulgar?

*Tosses out Idea list*

Now then, is anyone Juggling Rubber Chickens?

 

[Threx]

Learn how to play guitar best talent anyone could ever have.

Also for a song do cow boy butt sex by Family guy or is this considered vulgar?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Threx]

I would consider this a talent.

Ya that would definately be considered a talent.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Rubber Chickens for the Win.

Cowboy butt sex song...probably too vulgar.

Let me provide some background info. My town is a hick town in Oklahoma and I am sadly the only Asian, non Christian, non republican there.

So maybe we can capitalize on the Asian part of me?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[brettskibols]

Chainsaw juggling? pull it off and I guarantee you'll win.

 

[Newkenyanguy]

solo YMCA?

 

[Brian Hendershot]

So maybe we can capitalize on the Asian part of me?

OH!
Nothing with the asian thing, but BREATHE FIRE.

That'd be so awesome.
Make sure you film it.

Hmmm...what if I breathed fire while juggling chainsaws???

 

[Aur0ra145]

Just draw a stick figure with boobs. Tell them that you're an impressionist artist or something.

 

[Benj17]

Bench press a girl mate while shes dress as a clown and do it to shania twain - man i feel like a woman

 

[khaimera]

Rubber Chickens for the Win.

Cowboy butt sex song...probably too vulgar.

Let me provide some background info. My town is a hick town in Oklahoma and I am sadly the only Asian, non Christian, non republican there.

So maybe we can capitalize on the Asian part of me?

Its a hick town and has a transexual pageant? Me confused.

How about you tell bad jokes for a talent. Like stand up. Make it purposefully bad and then laugh like you are the funniest person ever. I would lol.

 

[brettskibols]

So maybe we can capitalize on the Asian part of me?

OH!
Nothing with the asian thing, but BREATHE FIRE.

That'd be so awesome.
Make sure you film it.

Hmmm...what if I breathed fire while juggling chainsaws???

This would also work, just for god's sake don't set fire to the fuel tanks of the chainsaws...might be considered dangerous then.

 

[twaddle]

sing poker face or any lady gaga song if you can hit the right pitch

 

[Sephychu]

sing poker face or any lady gaga song if you can hit the right pitch

Heck, better if he can't.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Beat Sorcerer Squadron on Ace and get an S rank in under 3 minutes

Everyone's got something they're good at.
I would think that with some introspection you can figure out the best thing you should do.