Need Revenge Ideas...also recommendations for good noise-canceling headphones.

[VonBrewskie]

Hello forums. I need ideas for revenge against my loud-ass roommates who go out of their way to make my life miserable. I work nights and I come home when they are waking up. They think it is really funny to wait for a few hours until I am asleep and then start screaming and yelling outside of my room. I try to pretend like it doesn't piss me right the hell off, but it really does. I am exhausted constantly and I can't get out of my lease for a few more months without incurring some nasty penalties. I want some good, subtle ideas for revenge. Like, I want to get at these folks without them knowing what's going on. I want to drive them as crazy as they drive me, but I don't want them to know where it's coming from. I also need some suggestions for good noise-canceling headphones so I can get a good night's rest. I am at my breaking point here. Please help me out.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I can't help with the revenge, but Skullcandy headphones are some of the best noise-blocking I've ever used. And they're relatively inexpensive.

 

[BonsaiK]

Watch the film Amelie if you haven't, some good revenge ideas there.

Forget the headphones, they will force you to sleep on your back which is bad for you. A loud stereo system will serve a triple function of playing music you can get to sleep to, drowning out your neighbours, and also stopping them from sleeping.

 

[TheComedown]

If you exact revenge in any form other than this, I am disappointed.

... Is there some sort of context for this video that would actually make it make sense?

OP:forget headphones, to big and uncomfortable to sleep in, those little foam ear bud things work pretty well. As for revenge.. I don't know... maybe set their alarms to some insane time while your at work.

 

[goldenjester]

Get yourself either some heeros (brand of earplug, I use them for drum practice) or skullcandy earbuds-they make a style that lays flush with your ears, I've slept on my side in them comfortably.

Second, for revenge, do they drink? If so, try catching them when they're passed out and leave random crap in their hands. Like, opened condoms and whatnot. Leave them wondering. There's also one of my favorites; if they work out, take some of their gym clothes out of the hamper and shove it under their beds. If they find it, they'll just figure they misplaced it. If they don't, it'll smell beautiful...

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

When they sleep- piss on them. It is the best form of revenge, and vastly more mature than what they are doing.

In seriousness though, a vuvuzela in their ears might be more appropriate.

 

[Shemming]

Revenge hey. well if you can hire a removal van and a self storage unit and while said roomates are out move all there possesions to the self storage unit. When the get back simply say 'oh no weve been robbed, how lucky only my stuff is left'. Now inorder to get there belongings back they must complete a number of challenges each more difficult and evil than the last.

 

[Last Bullet]

You know that "sound grenade" app for various phones? Play it on their phones when you leave for work. Close enough to their room/bed that they hear it when they wake up, but hidden well enough so that they won't find it too easily.

 

[damndaewoo]

hair removal cream + their shampoo. 'nuff said.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

get rid of all their clothes
that'll teach 'em for ruining your good nights sleep

 

[VonBrewskie]

Awesome! I like some of these ides. The one bout taking all of their stuff and putting it in storage was hilarious! As for the water jug thing, ah, that was weird, but it got me laughing at the randomness of it. Think I'll watch that "Amelie" movie. I haven't seen it. Thanks for the advice about the ear buds too. I'll check them out. If yall have any more good suggestions for revenge and/or sound canceling headphones lemme know!

 

[Latinidiot]

Let's see. my first advice is to play with their heads. you know them, wha-WAIT!

when they get pissed drunk(and think that you did too) get them to sleep in one bed, remove their clothes, and get the smallest of them to hold a (vaseline) filled condom. Oh the horror!

 

[S.R.S.]

Just let them know that you're pissed and tell them to stop then... get em'. PM me if you want some ideas, I've gotten a lot over the years.

 

[L4hlborg]

Awesome! I like some of these ides. The one bout taking all of their stuff and putting it in storage was hilarious! As for the water jug thing, ah, that was weird, but it got me laughing at the randomness of it. Think I'll watch that "Amelie" movie. I haven't seen it. Thanks for the advice about the ear buds too. I'll check them out. If yall have any more good suggestions for revenge and/or sound canceling headphones lemme know!

How about, instead of watching the Amelie movie, you tie your roommates to a chair and make them watch it. I've seen that movie and I have to say, that this is a very horrible form of torture.

Or, if your enemies enjoy collecting dvds, hide all of the discs and replace them with copies of Amelie. Or, if they're more of the downloading type, replace all the downloads with renamed copies of Amelie.

 

[VonBrewskie]

good idea about the clocks. the web comic was funny, but I don't think I have the energy to construct an elliptical reflector dish. (Or a loud girlfriend. seriously yall, she goes all dead-eyed and planky when we get it on. She once called me "councilor Steve" during, too. Never takes that summer camp shirt off...)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Piss in their orange/apple juice in the morning. Not enough so it's obvious, but just a little bit. As for headphones, get a pair of Sennheisers.