Need some calming down

[Porygon-2000]

Well, its done.

I finally got it out to my parents that im gay.
They're fine with it, but still, emotions are raw right now. So, In the spirit of Off-Topic, I think I need some magic Internet Calm-Down Juice (pat pend.)

So, lay it on me...!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, good luck with that.

Anyway, my usual response to this sort of thing:

Spoiler

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Alright everyone, stand back, I'll take care of this.


Feel better now?

Cuz if you don't...*cracks knuckles*

 

[Porygon-2000]

Feel better now?

I do now, although my face is a bit sore for some reason...

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Feel better now?

I do now, although my face is a bit sore for some reason...

Well, better your face than certain other areas...

Spoiler

By which I meant your hamstrings.

Pervert.

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But seriously, I overworked my hamstrings a couple of weeks ago, spent 2 days walking around like a t-rex because I couldn't unbend my legs all the way, it was terrible.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Much ado about body parts

And now, I can't help but remember that Jim Carrey bit from Unfortunate Events


Good times, good times indeed

 

[FalloutJack]

*Walks in, whistling a tune*

Spoiler: To Relax.

And...away I go!

 

[springheeljack]

Yeah man just relax you know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_PnuXelvWA

 

[Alexi089]

Sounds like overall good news then?

I recommend a dose of Devin Townend's album Ghost. Start you off with this:



Or Weebl's stuff, for silliness and fun?