need something to cheer me up

[darthotaku]

long story short, my girlfriend dumped me. I need something funny to cheer me up.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Do you like anime? If so, check out GinTama. Laugh away your sorrows my friend, I'm sorry to hear.

 

[ham and red bull]

"The best way to get over an old girlfriend, is to get under a new one!" -Ghandi (I have no clue who actually said it first)

Also:
1. Spit in her face.
2. Punch the guy if she cheated on you.
3. Do her mother, sister and friends.
If you get that reference you are amazing!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

long story short, my girlfriend dumped me. I need something funny to cheer me up.

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

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[Daystar Clarion]

This should cheer you up...

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

 

[Blind Sight]

HUZZAH!

PETA then yelled at them for the gator bit, their response:


And when they freaked out about that, they made this:

 

[Retal19]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIO1m0bFwgs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_31GgKVes

Those two videos always work for me.

 

[EmzOLV]

As always, the only thing that really makes me smile (and maybe it's my humor):

Spoiler

Confidence [http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/]

 

[xc00l n3rdx]

As always, the only thing that really makes me smile (and maybe it's my humor):

Spoiler

Confidence [http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/]

This truly is awesome! Read 10 so far and I've laughed at everyone of them HA HA!!!

 

[Doclector]

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Can be very, very funny. If you really want to smile, try dueting still alive with it. It's amazing.

 

[EmzOLV]

As always, the only thing that really makes me smile (and maybe it's my humor):

Spoiler

Confidence [http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/]

This truly is awesome! Read 10 so far and I've laughed at everyone of them HA HA!!!

Some of them are just fantastic, Confidence is just my favourite one. It never fails to cheer me up when I'm down, the humor is just perfect for me and some of the things they draw are just... so good.

I hope it cheers some people up love to spread the happiness!

 

[xc00l n3rdx]

As always, the only thing that really makes me smile (and maybe it's my humor):

Spoiler

Confidence [http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/]

This truly is awesome! Read 10 so far and I've laughed at everyone of them HA HA!!!

Some of them are just fantastic, Confidence is just my favourite one. It never fails to cheer me up when I'm down, the humor is just perfect for me and some of the things they draw are just... so good.

I hope it cheers some people up love to spread the happiness!

some of the drawing really is good and all of them are funny thank you for spreading the happiness

Confidence had me in stitches and i still giggle about it when i think of it! S