Need to stop defending against accusations of mary/gary stu

[Something Amyss]

But, if we don't get to argue about stuff, what else do we do on the internet?

Porn and cat vid...

I can only watch so much porn and cat videos.

Oh. Crap. Well, I mean, we could use this global platform as a venue to bring about a better world through cogent discussion and mutual understanding they hey, we're all just people.

...wow, that will never catch on. To the Mary Suing!