Why? You'll just get sunburned and later in life melanoma, resulting in a horrifying visage that makes small children run in terror and rendering you incapable of reproducing due to women's disgust at your skin. Then, after drinking three bottles of single malt whiskey without any chasers bought with the last of your money in order to deprive your ex (who left you after you contracted melanoma) of any money at all, you will light your house on fire and sit in your favorite chair as your entire livelihood goes up in ashes around you before succumbing to the flames yourself.
I should enslave Canada.
I should enslave Canada.