Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? Unless you have some mods for it, it'll get dull after a while.

I should make a conga line.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why? You'll inevitably get put in front of the sole ugly person, and spend the entire time getting felt up.

I should play on my PS2.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Don't you have good games on your computer?

I should go get a TV.

 

[ThreeWords]

Why? There's no room for it in your cardboard box house

I should be less scornful of peasants

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why? you can just download tv shows now! They deserve your scorn!

I should sell seashells on the seashore.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why bother? You'll just wake up again.

I should go walk the dog.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It has legs. It can walk itself.

I should finish my game.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why? You'll just start a new one.

On that note, I just lost the game.

I should commit ritual suicide.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? If you fail, you're just in a helluva lot of pain.
And I'll be bored again...

I should get some homework finished.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why? Homework's boring. Escapist's fun!

I should go get me GCSE results.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You already know you failed.

I should go buy some tape.

 

[Ochidi]

Why? It'll just make it easier for robbers to take you hostage.

I should learn how to lasso.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll wind up strangling yourself.

I should eat some real food.

 

[Ochidi]

Why? You'll end up choking yourself.

I should play baseball.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You can't run. I stole your kneecaps.

I should stop stealing other people's body parts.

 

[Ochidi]

Why? It makes a good living

I should make more topics.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Lots of them will fail.

I should not be surprised at how little traffic my thread got.

 

[Dorian]

Why? You're an utter failure.

I should relax for the brief stay at home.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Stay vigilant. Most accidents happen at home.

I should welcome Portal!