Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why bother? I'll just beat you to it!
*sprints over and stomps on the cat*

I should stop doing that to small animals.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? Some other demented little hellspawn will do what you're doing anyway!

I should drink some more expired OJ.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? If you stop that, then I'll have to find another way to poison you

I should get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? Nothing good is on in the morning anyway?

I should be a teacher when I finally get a real job.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Nobody will appreciate your efforts and you'll just want to hit those kids even more when you have to force-feed them information every day.

I should turn down my music.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? You'll just go deaf from stabbing yourself with a Q-Tip anyways.

I should fold two pair with a King kicker.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You'll need to unfold them later...and I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

I should find out.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? You would just get into poker and then lose all your money anyway.

I should be doing something more constructive with my time than playing poker and listening to Ferry Corsten remixes.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Why bother? Ferry Corsten remixes are so addictive, you'll just head back to them in a few seconds anyway... and It's not like he's suddenly going to stop making them!

I should go get MORE Ferry Corsten on my iPod...

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? You'll just fill your iPod up so you'll have to give more money to Apple when you buy a new one!

I should get a PS2 that actually works again.

 

[YuheJi]

Why bother? We all know that PCs have emulators.

I should not pirate Sims 3.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? Do you really want a game that has someone in it who wants to know every detail of Ashton Kutcher's life?

I should do some dishes at some point in my life.

 

[the Tadman]

Why bother? They will get eaten my rabid dish eating pandas anyway. Atleast let them choke in the dirt.

I should kill the Pokemon franchise

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Another franchise will just pop up to take its place and be even more annoying.

I should start making more explosives.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why? They invented the internet for a reason.

I should kill more people.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? I'll still have several degrees more victims than you.

I should stop escalating shit.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

What's the point, that shit isn't gonna escalate itself.

I should burn down my arch nemesis' house.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? He won't be at home. Unless you pay me a few bucks to incapacitate him first.

I need to refill my glass of water.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But you don't need water for now.

I need to create a giant doomsday machine so that I can take over the world and become all mighty god of everything.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Again, I'll just have to overthrow you when I decide to get around to ruling the world.

I should learn how to drink sulfuric acid without dying.