Negative Reinforcement The Game

[DementedMonkeez]

Why, baseball bats are just as effective, and a lot cheaper. Plus I already beat your children.

I should probably find a girlfriend.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You've gone through many. Just get a one-nighter

I should have some kids.

 

[ajb924]

Why? You'd end up getting arrested cuz u get pissed and rip one of their arms off

I should stop thinking so violently

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It's fun to do so.

You should get on the fatality thread with that mind.

 

[DementedMonkeez]

Why, his mind is too useless to create anything more vivid than a car hitting another person.

I should get a one night stand.

 

[ajb924]

Why? It'll probly be a guy, no chick would go home with you
[sub]Hey i could think of something better then a vivid car crash![/sub]

I should stop taking things so personaly

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll end up in a one-night runaway.

I should earn a car.

 

[ajb924]

Why? It would be esier to steal one

I should abide by the laws

 

[DementedMonkeez]

Why, apathy towards human life is much better.

I should stop thinking like a sociopath.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It makes you fun to talk with.

I should learn to shoot better.

 

[The_Chief]

WHY DONT YOU GO LEARN TO DIE IN A HOLE INSTEAD? IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE WORTH WHILE!

i need a girl friend.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? She'll only make you feel like you're missing something all the time.

I should immolate a monk.

 

[Vorpals]

Why bother? You don't have any matches, and monks are hard to set on fire these days.

I need a life.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll just waste it anyway.

I should get some rest.

 

[the Tadman]

Why? It's not like you can't kill people while you're asleep.

I should watch more Scrubs

 

[DementedMonkeez]

Why, Jd and Turk are just a manifestation of you suppressed homosexuality. And doctor Cox obviously represents your angry father who you are never good enough for. Besides, you don't need to watch a show about your life.

I should really learn to be nice.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll make your posts less funny to read.

I should be making more calls.

 

[ShockValue]

Why? No ones going to pick up for you.

I should start my work.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It won't matter if you do or not.

I should fix a papercut. It stings.

 

[ShockValue]

Why? You will only make it worse. I suggest making it worse and dumping salt on the wound.

I should stop being lazy.